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bobby (frociaggine)

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former senior national security analyst at popeyes louisiana kitchen | @revrrlewis elsewhere | this is a personal account | he/him/đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ | signal: bobby.69

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gay men are a unique market

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it’s #fcf y’all

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one piece of fried fish is just a unshelled taco— aka why

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i’m so annoyed lol and trying not to show it and ruin this middling (because of the food) family lunch

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finished my plate when the rest of the table was only half done with theirs because i literally got half as much food as them for the same price

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i appreciate that seattle is a seafood town but “fish and chips” means at least three pieces of fried fish, not two or god forbid one

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“I see Patti LaBelle [at an awards show] and Patti LaBelle recognizes me and she grabbed me and said, ‘I listen to your song when I work out. It’s an inspiration for me. Your song inspires people to work out. It gets me going.’”

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“I see Patti LaBelle [at an awards show] and Patti LaBelle recognizes me and she grabbed me and said, ‘I listen to your song when I work out. It’s an inspiration for me. Your song inspires people to work out. It gets me going.’”

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Mary Joy's avatar Mary Joy @maryjoy.bsky.social
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I just don't understand the argument for letting institutions collapse as we're entering an era of famine and extreme weather also.

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i mean an actual revolution would kill millions just from the collapse of all government services, to say nothing of sectarian conflict and pogroms. a lot of social media revolutionaries might just die. many would. i think it’s worth avoiding if we can!

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and it’s basically the same line too, look at that

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the “some folks just need killing” thing out of north carolina reminds me of a third thing these annoying people are right about: as long as the republican bloodlust grows and their power is unbroken, every election probably will be the most important one of your life

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i just wanna know if i can eat honey nut cheerios around my husband without disinfecting my mouth after. extremely reasonable things

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lol i can’t imagine a republican being as cute and fuckable as he was

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getting mad all over again that “natural almond flavoring” may or may not contain almonds, or nuts of any kind, and it can vary from batch to batch of the same company’s product. and there’s no way for the consumer to know the truth

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this is treasured knowledge to have

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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You can use the Paprika app to grab NYT recipes from behind the firewall if you’re not logged in. Just saying.

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true story, a friend of mine once cockblocked himself by telling a bottom he would destroy him. and he would have, if one was into that, but that guy wasn’t lol

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wish i could have that much confidence in myself

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i think it was a reply to my analysis of a fox & friends bit, back when i did that. but even still. these right-wing freaks are often not very imaginative, one of many stunted areas of growth

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ending all of my statements with “and the republican party must be destroyed”

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remembering when some twitter asshole told me “you’ll never work at the new york times.” i don’t want to bitch

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i wonder if this would have happened if his drunk ass had to pay a $50 congestion tax to drive into lower manhattan that night

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that’s a vibe! it’s my mother’s preferred mode as well. comfort is a look too, discerning eyes can see the clothing-enhanced relaxation

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kamala harris at the iowa state fair, corndog and french’s in hand, giggling “as they say, mustard on the beat ho.” +10 in the polls

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Labour is garbage and Keir Starmer sucks but I support Tories getting stomped in any country where they appear

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as if i haven’t been out in public looking an absolute mess, knowingly or not. happens to us all

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the unnecessary gendering is unnecessary. but im personally at peace with sometimes being a judgmental judith, it’s not that serious

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gotta be in the top 25 tweets of all time

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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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i meant livin on a prayer but lol

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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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yeah right. the bon jovi song i always kinda liked but hated that i kinda liked is now my life motto

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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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the real important thing is you have to start within five days of symptom onset or they won’t prescribe it

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if you have a pcp you should be able to call them and tell them you tested positive and they’ll take care of it from there, that’s the way i did it both times. a pharmacist can also prescribe it directly though they tend to charge another $50 or so for the pleasure

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harris recently made waves referencing the kendrick lamar single “not like us”(something like “as they say, these extremists, they not like us”). the song is produced by a producer whose stage name is mustard (because his real first name is dijon) and songs he did start with “mustard on the beat ho”

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Zig đŸȘ©'s avatar Zig đŸȘ© @zig.computer
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Kamala at the state rodeo crying on the microphone after giving a $40 baskin Robin’s gift card to the 8 year old who was able to ride a sheep for the longest

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fwiw i’ve had covid five or six times now (😬) and im team paxlovid all the way. this past time i was barely positive, the line was almost invisible, and i still got on it. no major complaints (the taste is a thing but i find it easily bearable)

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kamala harris at the iowa state fair, corndog and french’s in hand, giggling “as they say, mustard on the beat ho.” +10 in the polls

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Len Damico's avatar Len Damico @lendami.co
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kamala takes the stage as the presumptive nominee to the organ riff from “not like us.” the crowd goes wild when she says “our opponent, the certified lover boy? certified pedophile”

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every time i see a bun, man or not

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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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steve-o used his butthole because he wasn’t quite that reckless believe it or not

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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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close! steve-o launched it out of his butthole

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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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charlie brown didn’t actually have hoes. peppermint patty on the other hand. she fucks

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hasn’t gotten any less incredible that kendrick lamar wrote the song of the summer about drake being a conniving pedophile colonizer. and for the aunties the ending is perfect for a line dance. it’s peak diss track

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inventing a right-wing masculinity cult where our initiation rites include launching bottle rockets out of your dick

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had a dream that donald trump was a scientologist

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today in the new york times, a guy who votes telling you not to vote. surely nothing underhanded happening there

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