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Kilt Wearing Elder Queer|Retail Survivor Enjoying my Maleficent Phase since 1982

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If she was really committed to abandoning the "Cult of Science she would be drinking water from untreated sources, and eating raw pork by the handful. Parvenu

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Don't forget the Sharpie.

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Can we beam this knowledge straight into their heads to test this theory? For science, of course.

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I read the books as a kid and loved them. It was later as an adult and found out how cool she was.

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It has been pointed out that Cookie Monster has forward facing eyes high on his head, indicating that he is a water-based, ambush predator. Elmo has a similar physiology. Are we surprised?

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!

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I don't think the sun deserves to be hit with Ted Cruz. That's just nasty.

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She knew damn well what she was saying. Attention Whore Barbie rides again.

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Kingfisher & Wombat's avatar Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com
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Kevin had something pink with umlauts.

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I doubt anyone who would be in her orbit would be a "lefty straight man".

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15/10. Would watch. My money is all on the kangaroo.

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Fun fact! Answering the door wearing mud mask will make the UPS driver pee themselves.

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Made my (now ex) boyfriend watch Victor/Victoria. He only noticed the furniture. (Big Deco fiend)

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The kitties will understand. They'll bitch about it, but they understand.

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Stuff always goes on sale when I just stocked up.

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Cis: Finally Pride's over Us: Bitch the month is over but this brick is still aimed at your goddamned head. Act up. Dare you.

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N. K. Jemisin's avatar N. K. Jemisin @nkjemisin.bsky.social
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Lol. Poor & middle class rural white folks finally starting to figure out that mmmmaybe the billionaires do not have their best interests at heart. So little, so late.

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This is what happens when you use Marketing AI

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He probably learned the tuck from a drag queen

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Is this why he bought Twitter? So people have to hear his opinions?

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Understandable. Toddlers may be adorable, but are often sticky in myriad ways.

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Many people have told me, "You haven't had eggplant the way I make it!!!!". Actually, yes, I have. And it still tastes like overspiced foam insulation to me. Don't waste the effort on me, I'm good.

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I will happily eat yours if you will take any eggplant served to me.

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Oh yes, I would. I worked retail for 30 years. I have no riches but time. I could use the cardio.

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