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CHOAM Nomsky 💭@thielman.bsky.social |
Oh boy, $150,000!
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Mickey Tank Bank
@redpandachris.bsky.social
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oh boy, 50 grand and I never have to see that asshole again, cool.
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Siva the cheetah virus
@sivacheetah.bsky.social
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I can get a fair portion of my plans in order with only 50k Meanwhile my enemies wouldn't even notice 100k within the portfolio of government bailouts for billions a day....and they still can't balance their books lol
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T4P
@t4peace.bsky.social
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Easy, I just stop that I just kill that hate now, amen
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Et alia
@s0m3f00l.bsky.social
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Definitely. Ronald Reagan can't spend money in hell.
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Joel Pelletier 🍩
@joelpelletier.bsky.social
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🏆
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Greer
@thegreer.bsky.social
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$100k would mean nothing to the people I hate. $50k would mean a lot to me. Sign me up.
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Kavi
@brittexkavi.bsky.social
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I needed this today. 😂 Ty.
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David Majors
@deltajulietmike.bsky.social
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This might be my favorite joke.
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I Still Use Winamp
@0j.io
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I don't know how much actual to-the-bone hatred I really feel, but to the extent that I do there's a good chance it would be some rich bastard who'd barely notice the difference, so I'm absolutely taking this offer.
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Lori Trani
@ltrani.bsky.social
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🤣
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Svenska Doomfrämjandet
@doomlobbyn.se
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I mean… I need the 50 grand and Elon won’t notice another 100 so I guess I can live with it.
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Veronica Green-Party Eco-Socialist
@smartirestgeenyas.bsky.social
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Sure. Not even sure who I hate; honestly cannot think of anyone. Netanyahu, maybe? But he is going to need money for his family to come visit him behind bars in the Hague; so there is that.
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Justin Wallace
@justingwallace.bsky.social
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Feel this one, lol.
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Isaac! At the Butler!
@isaacbutler.bsky.social
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What’s 100k to Donald trump
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Mike Doan
@craftdguy.bsky.social
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The problem is that I don’t hate anyone :/ Would that mean the person that mildly annoys me most gets it?! 😂
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RI Smith
@rismith.bsky.social
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Probably for the best that they don't pay. I'd just waste it all.
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Sloan
@remainsinsane.bsky.social
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Underrated. Great response.
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Raimond⭐️wouda
@raimondwouda.bsky.social
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Dont hate u self u r amazing n great brah
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Andifferous
@andifferous.bsky.social
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I mean, honestly im pretty sure the people I hate the most are all obscenely rich anyway, so while 50k would be completely life changing for me, 100k would be so small as to be meaningless to them. Not too bad of a deal I suppose?
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AndyMP
@owlwise13.bsky.social
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I will double my money. At the end of the day, I hate myself the most.
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Jennifer Rose
@jenni4iowa.bsky.social
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Yay free money!
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🌧️🌈;✨🐕📚📷🌸🐉🧇🎶🍵💒
@daynamondelli.bsky.social
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I don't think I hate HATE hate anyone. It isn't worth what that would do to me.
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SimplyPsyke🏳️⚧️
@simplypsyke.bsky.social
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It'd be hard for the person I hate the most to spend $100,000 from prison. This seems like an easy win.
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Forest
@fbos.bsky.social
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With their character it would destroy them.. yes.
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Luna
@lunalore.bsky.social
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Took me a second, it's been a REALLY long day lol
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Yvimiez
@yvimiez.bsky.social
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Can we all agree to not hate Donald Trump the most or he'd become stinkin rich!
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🔞Yvvy B🔞
@alchemic-punk.bsky.social
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I do not think any of the candidates would notice a gain of 100,000.
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Carighan Maconar
@carighan.bsky.social
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I get 150k?!
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Del Sinistra
@delsinistra.bsky.social
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Piss off, I hate you. That's MY $150,000 ....!!
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jędrek
@jedrek.bsky.social
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The fact that this is a question is why we can't have nice things.
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Devilish
@devilishlydo.bsky.social
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Most of my enemies are already rich, so
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Iris Cook
@montrose.bsky.social
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Possibly not
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SkyIce
@skyice.bsky.social
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Bravo 👏
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Dunnage Zone
@dunnagez.bsky.social
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Abso-fucking-lutely. To me, $50k is a big win, to the person I hate most, $100k is hardly anything. I get a much greater boost to my quality of living. As a bonus, they're maybe in jail or dead 5-10 years from now.
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@fizzripper.bsky.social
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Not much would change for the person, but a lot would change for me.
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Me
@char20.bsky.social
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Nope
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R7
@r7plays.bsky.social
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So a free 50k and I stand to inherit 100k with that deal? Pretty good.
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Lucien Ey
@pollhereford.bsky.social
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That attitude had to pay off sometime.
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KayMay@bsky.social
@kaymay4444.bsky.social
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Hells noooo
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dr. depth 📚🎶😸
@drdepth.bsky.social
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😹😹😹
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Robin Of Broccoli
@robinofbroccoli.bsky.social
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😭
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~<>*<>~
@ycantibeu.bsky.social
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Elon won’t even notice an extra $100k
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Maggie Parry-Mantel
@maggienifique.bsky.social
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I’d take that offer just to see who the person I hate most in the entire world is. I figure the self knowledge would be handy.
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Go Deep, I'll Look for You
@godeep.bsky.social
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I don’t hate anybody. Now what happens?
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RodianRomanovichWasRight
@rodyawasright.bsky.social
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Oof. The OTHER people I hate the most are all rich. The OTHER POOR people I hate the most - one's in jail so the guards would take it all which also sucks but no one of them would get too much. The other guy just got out and he'd blow it on drugs and similar dumb shit in weeks like always.
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Tattorack
@tattorack.bsky.social
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Huh, you know, I don't know who I hate the most. There are some people I don't personally know who I hate out of principle. But... you know, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about who I hate more or less. So I wonder how this offer would determine who I hate the most.
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Morticia91
@morticia91.bsky.social
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E. Allyn (aka Norton II, Emperor of the United States)
@ericallyn.bsky.social
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😄😆 Thanks, I needed that.
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Haveyouearnedagoldstartoday?
@ashishkabob.bsky.social
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The gas station owner down the street from my house tried to steal a $50.00 lotto winner from us once and my husband for 20 years refuses to go there cause just in case we win he gets a share I'm like darling if you just won that's what u think of. Yeah yeah I get it lol
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@notgeorgecarlin.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🤣
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GrumpyBen
@grumpyben.bsky.social
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...The people I hate the most are all billionaires, they wouldn't even notice 100K$ extra.
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Rajat Akela Dil
@rajatakeladil.bsky.social
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link-center.net/327847/rajat...
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HypeBolt Studios
@hypebolt.ca
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So we get funding and Marvel gets basically nothing, they already rich. Marvel is canonically our archenemy.
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🌑Helena🌑
@gohexyourself.bsky.social
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I laugh so hard every time I think about this post
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My Bad
@mbayayangu.bsky.social
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This fuckin guy.
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Jonathan
@jginsburg.bsky.social
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"I can finally afford to see a therapist about my self-loathing"
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Al Petterson
@eyelessgame.bsky.social
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Ace
@dygytylace.bsky.social
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what if you have no hate in your heart?
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tomstpatrick
@tomstpatrick.bsky.social
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👋
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Jacob Clifton
@wasted.beauty
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Banger
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Jason X
@silentfanatic.bsky.social
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Sounds like I’m getting a cool 250k.
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Petra Mohr
@pemo.bsky.social
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Nice one! 😂👍
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BernardoVerda
@bernardoverda.bsky.social
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Depends on why I hate them.
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@reddog2.bsky.social
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You think very strategicly
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James McWhatever 👀
@zootius.bsky.social
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Sadly, the people I'm thinking of wouldn't even notice the extra 100k
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Shaun Horton
@authorshaunhorton.bsky.social
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I mean, I will literally do anything to stop myself from being happy.
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Matcha🇵🇸
@matchateauwu.bsky.social
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they already have billions, $100,000 is a bucket's worth of water into the ocean for them
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Lisa Kadonaga
@tapirtrouble.bsky.social
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I'm just smiling at how upset they'd be, if they knew I did something nice for them and got paid $50k for it. Lol!
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@akushnir.bsky.social
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Inflation will make these money worthless, but it's a good joke :)
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@brittyknows.bsky.social
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💯
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Unseelie Jess 😻
@unseeliejess.bsky.social
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My thoughts exactly
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Adrian Tchaikovsky
@aptshadow.bsky.social
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XD
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firefly and owl
@fireflyandowl.bsky.social
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Who said that self-loathing doesn't pay? 🤑
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@dpr36.bsky.social
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Venmo?
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murray wokechin
@bizzo.bsky.social
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I would love to make half as much as my boss
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Ryan Lord
@ryanlord.bsky.social
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toonguy2000
@toonguy2000.bsky.social
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Scam
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Dmitri
@momus.bsky.social
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Sir, this is why you make the big money for the posting.
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@jefg.bsky.social
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But you hate yourself so you want yourself not to have $150k. But then you hate yourself so you don't want yourself not to have $150k. But then...
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Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one.
@deetoriadee.bsky.social
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Bingo!!!
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Craig Joseph
@craigjoseph.bsky.social
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This instantly came to mind
youtu.be/5su9Le6EGq8?...
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@fleezlow.bsky.social
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But seriously, folks, I'll take the $50K, because for the people I hate the most , $100K is a rounding error
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Pppatticake
@pppatticake.bsky.social
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Lol
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Jennifer Liang
@jenniferliang.bsky.social
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Do I have to talk to them about it? Or does it just arrive on their doorstep with a note saying “Fuck you.”
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Sydney Bloomington
@bloomington19.bsky.social
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I will take it… What about you? Choam
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Karl Guzzman
@karlguzzman.bsky.social
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Fresh jokes for hip squares
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@casualobserver.bsky.social
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Bold move
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An
@annartist.bsky.social
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No
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Ordo Templi Ultra
@occulttradeunion.bsky.social
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🫡🫡🫡
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Mark perkins
@parkins.bsky.social
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Lol that's crazy 🤣
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EMILY 🏳️🌈
@emleung.bsky.social
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Nooooo 😭
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Supine Jennings
@supinejennings.bsky.social
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The self loathing runs deep in this one.
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Jack
@jglypt.co.uk
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💀😂literally same
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ShugunouNSFW
@shugunounsfw.bsky.social
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Honestly, will it make a difference if Trump gets 10k? He's already a billionaire.
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Andrew Rothstein
@asrothstein.bsky.social
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it's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy, ‘cause every now and then, I kick the living shit out of me.
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jonnoh
@jhatman.bsky.social
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That's the spirit!!
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Scarlet Rose
@scarlet-rose.bsky.social
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The person I hate the most is long dead so...
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Mr. Wednesday
@mrwendsday.bsky.social
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lol. Same.
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Peter E. AKA Say10
@pelsner.bsky.social
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I could hate myself for awhile.
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Thirsty0ne
@thirsty0ne.bsky.social
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lul me too
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Shani Komulainen
@shanikom.bsky.social
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😹
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Entery Potivon
@goodguyprime.bsky.social
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My first thought as well
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Mark A Bauman
@markbauman.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Max Berger
@maxberger.bsky.social
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Lmao
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