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The best thing about British democracy is when the actual head of government has to stand in a leisure centre at 5 am beside a guy with a bin on his head to find out if he still has a job.
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I do hope everyone shits in Farage's pants today.
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If I wake up even more out of Europe, or with Jeremy "Utter" Hunt as health secretary again I'm going to swim to France.
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Public service announcement: These Scottish strawberries from Morrison's are ruddy gorgeous.
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That "already voted" feeling.
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Vote in pants so people know you're serious.
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Dropping a friend off one night, a couple asked if I was a taxi. I said no, but they misheard and jumped in the back. They were on my way so I took them home. They were mortified when I wouldn't take any money. Went in and had a cup of tea. Nice people.
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What on Earth is going on with America? Turning fascist but they can't even find a proper dictator.
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The Right Honourable Peter Bottomley thinks I can't see him because he broke the street lamp with a stone earlier. My plan is to climb out the back window to vote in the morning.
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Vote-fest tomorrow. Peter Bottomley Will finally stop hanging around outside, trying to catch my eye before I close the curtains.
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I feel a man called Boris who has secret meetings with rich ex KGB agents should be asked questions about his finances more than he is.
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A friend recommended ages ago, then they made a TV series so I wanted to do the book first.
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Reading The Three Body Problem. No idea what the fucking heck is going on.
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There's something about a LD opposition I find extremely attractive. It might make for quite a grown up parliament.
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Just had a waffle cone 99 from a seafront ice cream van. £5.50 but worth every penny. Lovely. Had to stare down a couple of seagulls.
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Labour are definitely spending more on campaigning. The only Conservative leaflet I've had was a hand written piece of torn off ring binder from Peter Bottomley saying "Come on old boy, weren't we at school together?"
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This old thing is going in for MOT tomorrow so I thought I'd take it for a blast and blow the cobwebs away. Radiator hose has split so I'm driving home in two mile chunks after cooling down.
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We'll all be back on Sunday :)
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I see articles, particularly on Covid that talk about your vaccine protecting you, so you might not become infected. The purpose of your vaccine was to boost your immune response. To be clear: if your blood is fighting off a virus, you are infected.
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Coffee breakfast, music, podcasts, nice lunch with friends then sitting outside with a book, sorry.
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The albums Lady Gaga did with Tony Bennett are fucking masterpieces. She can measure her voice and vocal skill against anybody and his aged like expensive leather. Great music to listen to while watching the sun set.
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Imagine having all that pride and no dignity.
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I work in the NHS and it won't survive another five years of this Kleptocracy.
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I wonder if he'll lower himself to Trump level grifting of emailing the faithful for donations to help him fight the establishment.
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I'm scared I'll wake up in some V for Victory England with Farage as PM and Wales, Scotland and a United Ireland back in the EU.
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That's a lovely thing to say, thank you! 😁
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Is anyone else in the UK fucking terrified to go to sleep on election night in case it all goes to shit again while we're asleep?
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I would rate it as a definite improvement, but if you'd paid someone to do it, you probably wouldn't recommend them to friends!
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It's been annoying ever since I did some wallpapering. Never doing that again.
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"Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or laughter, because all of these take place up steps, or stairs, or on a long walk"
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I have a bad knee so trying to lose some weight, but whenever I catch myself in the mirror, or on a video call when I'm trying to look like I'm listening, I can't help noticing I'm looking more evil. Not serial killer evil, more boring; O'Brien from 1984
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Nothing to be done. Pretend it never happened and move on. Everyone does it. If you try to dig your way out, you'll just hit yourself with the shovel.
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And it's the fault of the secret camera for fooling you into sharing your views early, rather than holding them inside until someone starts handing out armbands.
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Jesus, Mary and the wee donkey, is that Ted Hastings driving this minibus?
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@fleurb75.bsky.social if I briefly unfollowed you, it's only because my finger twitched on the screen!
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Are they arriving on Wednesday?
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I will never turn my moments into a reel.
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Just saw a white guy with dreadlocks crash his unicycle. It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me
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Cup of cocoa, listening to the radio and taking in the sunset.
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I don't often delete posts but I just shamed myself and my forefathers.
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Fringe! Jesus Christ. Great series and I loved it, but you needed a flipchart and a slide rule.
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He should have leaned into it. Billboards with his huge ticket and the slogan "I can't lose!"
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