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Viktor Winetrout

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Just saw a white guy with dreadlocks crash his unicycle. It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me

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Jeff 's avatar Jeff @thirdwhaletrip.bsky.social
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On his way to #Glasto I'd wager? 🤣

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Derek Smith's avatar Derek Smith @darathus.xyz
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Did this take place in Portland?

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Caution🏳️‍🌈✡️🇨🇦 's avatar Caution🏳️‍🌈✡️🇨🇦 @noncompliant.bsky.social
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Tell me you’re in Portland without saying the word “Portland”.

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Jesse Locker's avatar Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social
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are you in portland

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Alexander The SoSo's avatar Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social
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is it because his hair got caught in the chain or handlebars?

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's avatar @queenofattolia.bsky.social
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Deeply envious.

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marythetrainer🦋🐢🤷🏻‍♀️😏🌎's avatar marythetrainer🦋🐢🤷🏻‍♀️😏🌎 @marythetrainer.bsky.social
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I once saw a guy in a Santa suit ride a unicycle down a steep street in my small town. It was awesome.

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Caterina Lance's avatar Caterina Lance @catlance.bsky.social
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I can smell this post

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Sam's avatar Sam @very-simple.com
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was it in brooklyn?

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫'s avatar 🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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was it an electric unicycle

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Mike “ekimtiki” Hales 's avatar Mike “ekimtiki” Hales @ekimtiki.bsky.social
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Here I was thinking about learning the unicycle. I can at least promise I’ll never grow my hair longer than I need it because I can’t deal with that maintenance.

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Bsky Kreuger's avatar Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet
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Everyone's wondering what I just ugly laughed at in the office

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contemptress's avatar contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social
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oh is it burning man time already?

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Alan's avatar Alan @prettygoodhat.bsky.social
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Good to learn that the HORDE fest is still touring.

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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*this did NOT happen in portland*

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Andie Sophia 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Andie Sophia 🏳️‍⚧️ @andiesophia.bsky.social
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unicyclists and jugglers are a venn diagram of one circle

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Nun Ya's avatar Nun Ya @ishfery.bsky.social
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I am so jealous

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Jill Weinberger's avatar Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social
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Everyone is saying Portland, but I lived in Venice Beach for a few years and saw both many white guys in dreadlocks and many dudes on unicycles, although not in the same person. But that's probably just because I moved away. I'm sure a white dreadlocked guy on a unicycle in Venice Beach exists.

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Blake Mitchell's avatar Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social
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He craved attention, and he got it.

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nathan's avatar nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social
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once i was wasted walking home and saw a unicyclist with headlamp & hi viz jacket wiggling down a main road. it looked like this to me

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Gabu's avatar Gabu @psicotapa.bsky.social
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Everytime i see a white person with dreadlocks i pull the fire alarm and leave the rest to the firefighters.

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Mr Snodes's avatar Mr Snodes @mrsnodes.bsky.social
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Love it

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'viktor shtrum''s avatar 'viktor shtrum' @viktorshtrum.bsky.social
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was this in Brooklyn? Because I've seen this guy riding before lol

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Nickeldoodle's avatar Nickeldoodle @nickeldoodle.bsky.social
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Keep Boston Weird

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Sean McKeown's avatar Sean McKeown @sifuabs.bsky.social
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Into a Cybertruck?

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Anne (Kanada simp era) 🍁🐈's avatar Anne (Kanada simp era) 🍁🐈 @schmackhaft069.bsky.social
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A coupled of days ago I passed a guy who was on his phone while riding his bike and he got so surprised that he fell and it made me giggle (no serious injuries).

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Your Honor, pls's avatar Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social
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So many reactions for you to choose from

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Tyrone Among The Rush's Moving Pictures's avatar Tyrone Among The Rush's Moving Pictures @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
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I used to see this unicycling guy all the time in Belfast who would carefully d-lock his cycle (uike?) to a lamppost or similar to go into shops etc. and I could never figure out why. Surely you find your stolen unicycle 5 yards up the street next to a bleeding dude with no teeth left?

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Zetsubo 's avatar Zetsubo @zetsubo.bsky.social
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dudes rock

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road warrior hawk tuah's avatar road warrior hawk tuah @bizzo.bsky.social
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did his juggle sticks go tumbling into the street

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JoyComethInTheMorning's avatar JoyComethInTheMorning @sheadapts.bsky.social
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Why is this funny [to me]?

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Mr Why do you Fucking Want to Know?'s avatar Mr Why do you Fucking Want to Know? @timsewell.bsky.social
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Was he wearing wooden headphones?

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Glen's avatar Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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You lucky bastard

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EL is in the Details's avatar EL is in the Details @elsbells.bsky.social
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Are you in Boulder? Because it’s one of…honestly plenty of cities, now I think of it. But more likely than some, if Portland’s out.

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K. Sea-Lions 's avatar K. Sea-Lions @caseylyons.bsky.social
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His devil sticks went everywhere

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el yucatecx's avatar el yucatecx @yucateco.sextape.mov
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i’ve seen a guy like this in northeast minneapolis

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R. A. Izzo's avatar R. A. Izzo @waxtadpole.bsky.social
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That's one of those moments when, in a just world, a crowd of people gather together and sing "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing."

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Art Of Coop's avatar Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social
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quick, make a wish

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Entery Potivon 's avatar Entery Potivon @goodguyprime.bsky.social
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Ras Trent?

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