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toronto she/her

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Finished an entire box of pens without losing any.

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Congrats on two years ✨ Sometimes the situation calls for it, but I always regret a non-alc beer. Like. I just wish it was a club soda and a lil bread instead?

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Local women in YOUR AREA want you DEAD

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People in this city LOVE waiting in lines so our city planners were like “hey what if our roads were one big line too”

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my biggest flaw is that im a sweetie actually im nice and kind and that sucks i cant stop it why cant I be evil

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There’s in-product messaging that confirms that deleting messages off one device doesn’t delete them from other devices lmao. Does this guy have a findom/humiliation kink or something? Because this is a great way to get some lawyers paid while looking real goofy.

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Article from The Baffler expands on this, focusing on white Evangelical foster influencers and how they’ve largely changed focus from international to domestic adoption via exploiting the foster system but *surprise* it’s still rooted in the same racist bullshit thebaffler.com/salvos/wards...

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Important addition to this thread is that a threat to the Pallas’ cat is the Tibetan fox, which looks like a child tried to draw a fox from memory.

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I certainly hope so, considering the audience is much broader than I was aware of at the time!!

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As someone who contributed a holiday story years ago that still makes the annual roundup, I personally apologize.

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I say things I regret when I’m sober too

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Genuinely thought this was happening to me because I’m outside of the US but it’s good to know that it’s confusing for everyone regardless of location.

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This sounds like the Wheels Ontario sketch from the Kroll Show.

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This has to be a weird one, since the cops here are basically like “go fuck yourself” when people call because they think it’ll get them a bigger budget and they sometimes can’t be bothered to notify next of kin when someone dies.

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I've just learned something terrible.

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I used to work in an office in the suburbs and picked this up along with calling Thursday “Friday junior”. Idk why but it’s still so funny to me.

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Me n the cat are both concerned about the plastic you’re eating when you melt that flipper into your food!!!!

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Thinking about the time I was at a medical laboratory in little Italy and they called the name “Mario” and three guys stood up.

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New season of Dark Side of the Ring starts today 🤼‍♂️

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Ah well, if there’s another way you consume that type of information that works better for you, I’d recommend it!

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Have you read Because Internet by Gretchen McCulloch? It gets into the forced consistency and stagnancy we have in language rn bc of word processors and spell checking, in contrast with all the interesting linguistic changes social media has brought.

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This is fucking great. I need a slightly tweaked variant of your original design for when I am dragged into a critical incident as the token frontend engineer.

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Says “from earth” but this guy is on another planet.

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Your teenage self would be so stoked about this.

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This was my first thought. It’s so hard to date someone with a different work/sleep schedule!!

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Oh man. I hope it’s rowdy. The gore in that movie is so fun! If no one yells when the intestines get stuck to the tree I’ll be disappointed.

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30 Days played yesterday, which I missed, but I have tickets for Let the Right One In tonight and Dead Snow (one of my favs) tomorrow.

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I would but it was playing at my local independent on Monday. Gotta love a winter-themed horror series.

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Knowing how much of an idiot you are in real time is such a joy ✨

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I bet there’s a ticket for this in a backlog somewhere that a product manager refuses to prioritize because it doesn’t directly impact monetization lmao

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Wait are you talking about me or Tom Noonan.

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Automatically befriending anyone who brings up Tom Noonan within earshot.

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Ok good. I was so worried. You should watch it again!! It’s still so fucking good.

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