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SpatialKimtamine

@kimmalien.bsky.social

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Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit

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Monkster

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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘'s avatar π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social
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Sorry I believed you when you were saying things. How incredibly naΓ―ve of me.

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I masturbate in fear every night

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BrujoLocoβ˜ οΈπŸ–€πŸΊ's avatar BrujoLocoβ˜ οΈπŸ–€πŸΊ @patnspankme.bsky.social
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I’d like to take a moment to thank everyone who abstained from posting pics of fireworks from the 4th. You all are the real heroes.

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Anything can be edible if you’re not a lil bitch I personally never died from a peanut either

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The Matriculated Brick's avatar The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social
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all I need in this life of sin/is a romper that buttons to the crotch

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I’m framing this and keeping it on my wall like a diploma

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Getting this tattooed on my neck

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Now I’m getting some real answers

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How many more meals until I stop getting hungry?

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3 husbands to go until I reveal the universal spell of polyandry

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Saeg Flowers's avatar Saeg Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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airing political ads in every hamster wheel to say stop running this way and run that way instead

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Ash 's avatar Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
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Somewhere between insomnia and sleep.

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Campfire Headcase's avatar Campfire Headcase @vidoqo.bsky.social
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I want to get really high and build weird shit like an ejection seat for my bicycle.

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There is one time I’ll take pride in this country and it’s when we come together to laugh at the British

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Saeg Flowers's avatar Saeg Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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paying $4.99/mo for a special adblocker premium with a feature that erases all memories of kevin hart

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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Got kicked out of church for suggesting we fight porn with porn.

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Saeg Flowers's avatar Saeg Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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always shoot for obscurity, that way if you miss you'll land among the stars

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10/10 would shag myself

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Hollywood Hill's avatar Hollywood Hill @hollywoodhill.bsky.social
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Lo-Fi ASMR For You To Mukbang To While You Sleep (12-hour Edition) / REUPLOAD

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It’s not right it’s not right at all

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The Matriculated Brick's avatar The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social
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I should be allowed to rent out the bones I'm not using

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Just going to incoherently post until the white coats come to get me

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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Beep boop beep but really it's just 0100100001

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Sometimes all you need is a wall to talk to

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𝓦𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔒𝔑 π“–π”žπ”―π”‘π”’π”«'s avatar 𝓦𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔒𝔑 π“–π”žπ”―π”‘π”’π”« @wickedgarden.bsky.social
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I love how we're supposed to chew our food 30 times before swallowing but horse pills are just supposed to go down the hatch? Wild.

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Lee Harvey's avatar Lee Harvey @valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: New phone, who dis?

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Saeg Flowers's avatar Saeg Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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everyone get together for a picture now on my count show more joy than you've ever known, ready

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The Matriculated Brick's avatar The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social
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I'm eating crap for dinner

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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OOH, YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN KNIFE FLAYING YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE OOH, SEE THAT GIRL, WATCH THAT CRIME SCENE DIGGING THE KNIFING QUEEN

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Now everyone knows my secret

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mr. cannoli's avatar mr. cannoli @boner.ink
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biden and trump should bluesky duel for the presidency

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πŸ…ΏοΈrofessor Kiosk πŸ’Š's avatar πŸ…ΏοΈrofessor Kiosk πŸ’Š @professorkiosk.bsky.social
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If you meet the Christ on the road, kill him, because that ain't no Jesus.

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Need a freak to match my sauce with

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tayy's avatar tayy @gorl.gay
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they should invent a good cheese that doesn’t hurt my stomach

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Rachel's avatar Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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These are the meth dealers in your neighbourhood I sing to myself as I go for my nightly walk down past the closed shops.

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