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⚢ • Butch • She/her • Systems Analyst • Polyam • Trans Rights Are Human Rights • NO MINORS PLEASE

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Me: "I really need to get out of IT" Some tech bro: "Just get your certs and you can get a better IT job!" DID I FUCKING STUTTER?!

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Just gonna start making angry IT person t-shirts such as: "Excel is NOT a database" "Discord is NOT a documentation site, a download host, or a support knowledgebase"

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𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕞𝕠 𝔸𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕣𝕜's avatar 𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕞𝕠 𝔸𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕣𝕜 @kilmo.bsky.social
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Imagining summer in February vs experiencing summer in July

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My wife with PTSD during 4th of July fireworks: the range headphones stay on during sex (She told me to post this I'm not bullying her, I swear 😭)

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Never miss an opportunity to point and laugh at your local cyber truck

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I'm gonna say it, "Hot to go" sounds like a Bangles song 😂

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The Butch lesbians have joined the chat

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Tig - Feral Lesbian In The ContainerStore's avatar Tig - Feral Lesbian In The ContainerStore @butchmando.bsky.social
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Stogie post thread.

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PLEASE please please look at this with me

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Heard we were sharing stogie posts 😘

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Long story short,

The warranty company denied the claim because of a lack of communication from the dealership and Skillman says it wasn’t covered.

Now I’m in the hole something major and I’ve got bills I can’t afford. Any and all help will be loved.

Ko-fi.com/justrockythi...

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I’m in the same boat lol. They can pry my all black wardrobe from my not so cold dead (probably from heatstroke) hands!

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WHY DO FURRIES ON TIKTOK JUST REPLY WITH BOOP?! How the hell am I supposed to respond to that

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If you've ever experienced a Red Meat craving, we now know why:

You desire the blood of your enemies. Case closed.

@baconbit.bsky.social brought this to my attention last night.

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I’m going to need furries to step out of your own little fucking world for 5 seconds to realize none of that matters. Having diversions is one thing, but complaining about your soup being hot while the worlds on fire is just poor taste any way you slice it

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Multiple wars, political unrest, and people losing rights in real time; but sure, let’s pick a fucking fight about a dog on YouTube.

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Went over to Twitter for five seconds only to see a knock out drag out caused by *checks notes* talking… dogs… Can we just cut the stupid shit for like 2 days please….

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ahh of course, thanks google AI. how could I forget the Flubblegorp key

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Wish I had the source, favorite meme I've come across today.

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I still need to commission you at some point

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Still wanna know where they got these

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This is my new favorite insult for dog furries.

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YES i know how to use the bong, NO i do not need your help

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I’m gonna have a time getting through doors lmao!!

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Oh god I think she’s too thicc for a space bag 😭😭😭😭😭

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I am still confused why people still eat at chick fil a when Popeyes exists.

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Right! It’s just cheapened it! Cause like for Yule, my partners and I will actually bake bread, go gather pine branches, and other things for decorating.

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“You do not need a 20 ft skeleton for Beltane, Jennifer”

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God the STRUGGLE. We’ll get there tho

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I mean, decorating for holidays was widely practiced by pagans who used certain decorations for spiritual significance. I do agree it’s strayed WAY away from that practice for some though

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Don’t you love explaining basic computer things to people that make double your salary…. I just love IT

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✨𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽✨'s avatar ✨𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽✨ @temptingcate.dev
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happy 4/20 from king bong and budzilla

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Today’s my birthday and I’m trying to save up to get a sit/stand desk for my back issues. If you’d like to donate to the cause I’ve added my venmo in the comments ❤️

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We’re getting somewhere ish

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So… there’s a story there lol. I found them at the pharmacy when I was picking up my prescription, which just so happened to be bupropion lol

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Idk why he doesn’t like his spot by bupropion the corn cob 😂

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I’ve had that mother fucker for like 13 years lmao

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It’s one week till my birthday and my plans so far is work… I’m going to be working

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I literally just took a photo to show someone on telegram lmao

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IT, where you think you’re going to be doing cool computer things only to realize 10 years later that you just have an unhealthy hatred for fax machines

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“Witnessing” in the Christian sense is a lot like time shares, if you have to have a captive audience, it’s really not that great to begin with.

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Reinstalling computer drivers Dell: use Dell Command Update for all your Dell drivers! HP: use HP support assistant for all your HP drivers! Acer: yeah go fuck yourself. Here’s a list of 560 drivers - figure it out

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