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Scranton Reality Wanker

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the s is for sucks (36πŸ§“) (πŸ”žβ€’πŸš«πŸš”β€’πŸš«β‚Ώ)
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Scranton Reality Wanker's avatar Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog.bsky.social
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you know what, sure. why not kintsugi your cybertruck

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for what it's worth, this person, who I have blocked, claims they do not actually fuck horses. but i guess if you spend all day screaming at people online, it's just a matter of time before one of them puts you on the horsefucker list

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always fun to see someone replying to what must have been a terrible post, scroll up to see who did the deed, and there it is:

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chronologically, Small Gods in release order, probably Guards! Guards! (but I would be willing to give Mort a pass)

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Bloodhound 's avatar Bloodhound @bloodhound.bsky.social
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Tea party is finished! Thanks to everyone who joined in. I snuck a couple of freebies in there to fill in the scene, so if you see yourself in there: SURPRISE!

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Rory Blank (on vacation)'s avatar Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social
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i drew this to put on on shirts for people to wear to help them feel strong and powerful like a tiger i hope this helps
roryblank.bigcartel.com

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Scranton Reality Wanker's avatar Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog.bsky.social
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shark mccloud is from the starfox sequel nintendo is too AFRAID to give us gamer's

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Julie Dillon 's avatar Julie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social
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I started this a few years ago and finally got around to finishing it up πŸ₯³

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Scranton Reality Wanker's avatar Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog.bsky.social
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hell yeah buddy, go get em. want to try some of these shrooms?

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not sure why anyone bothers to make more, the genre peaked with Compassionate And Supportive Funky Kong Drives You Home From The Airport

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Kili's avatar Kili @kilinah.bsky.social
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Ahh, to be beaten by a fast food deer girl

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entirely agreed, but there are people who enjoyed the series growing up who'd like to find alternatives within that genre that they can get into with their own kids, and they should know there are many much better options that don't involve giving JKR any more money

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IMO any such story must contend with the ethical implications of secret societies that control proliferation of magic power and decide how it gets used for/against non-magical civilization. but that can also be emotionally difficult so I get if you just want Harry Potter Written By A Normal Person

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by this point there are dozens of superior "secret magic school" stories from a wide variety of perspectives specifically created as commentary on/alternatives to The Wizarding World. Witch Hat Atelier is the best I've read that scratches that itch (while doing *so* much more with the premise).

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tobias πŸƒπŸŽπŸŒ± 's avatar tobias πŸƒπŸŽπŸŒ± @godbirdart.bsky.social
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γ€Œ commission 」for Sykamoor on twitter πŸŒ₯️

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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious's avatar Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. β˜ΊοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’–

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Nambroth's avatar Nambroth @nambroth.bsky.social
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"Exploring Umbra" Digital painting, 2024 I'm very thankful to have had this painting included in the Furality Umbra art show, thank you to everyone whose hard work made this happen!

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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @AC's avatar ✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @AC @mothsprout.bsky.social
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✷ Owls of North America ✷

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Mutant Standard emoji's avatar Mutant Standard emoji @mutantstandard.bsky.social
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Mutant Standard is an emoji project that has a unique angle on standard emoji while providing a whole array of new emoji - giving different folks new ways to express themselves without asking for permission.

See more and download the set for free at mutant.tech.

#emoji #queer #furry

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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @AC's avatar ✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @AC @mothsprout.bsky.social
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Cottage Creature (2020)

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RJ Palmer 's avatar RJ Palmer @arvalis.bsky.social
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I've wanted to paint a Zelda piece for years but I had to wait until I had an idea truly worth doing. (arttag)

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Lios πŸ”ž (DM me big cat emojis 🦁)'s avatar Lios πŸ”ž (DM me big cat emojis 🦁) @liosoun.bsky.social
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I'm rebranding my furry art to be separate from my YouTube channel's brand, just to be more safe.

So I'm updating the watermark on my art~
I'll do a couple of these posts, re-posting some stuff with the new watermark, and occasionally better color correction.

#FurryArt

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The Cat Hive's avatar The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social
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Hello bsky! πŸ’™ I draw cute silly cats and everything in my store is on sale right now!

You also get an additional 10% off your entire order with the coupon code BLUESKY

thecathive.com/discount/BLU...

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ᴀᴛᴏʀ's avatar ᴀᴛᴏʀ @ator.bsky.social
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G. Willow Wilson's avatar G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me
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Also! If you've been buying the single issues at your local comic shop, this volume (collecting issues 1-6) has some cool extras, mostly development sketches from the genius mind of @chriswildgoose.bsky.social, who has put in a 110% effort on this damn thing.

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carlydraws's avatar carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social
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MONSTER BATTLE! A quartet of some monster fighting goodness! 10" square each. Up in shop soon :-) Who's your fave?

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Haulle's avatar Haulle @teratobite.bsky.social
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Commission for @Howlitzer forβ€”once againβ€”the most vibes character I've ever worked with

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Madame Emi Artsy the 3rd, Duchess of House Goat's avatar Madame Emi Artsy the 3rd, Duchess of House Goat @emithegoat.bsky.social
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Flat colored commission for JenoraFeuer, featuring Lyta the liger teaching Alicia something important. It's a bit rough when the book is several times your size tho.

#furryart #microfurryΒ 
🐐🎨

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saw this advertised on the back of the latest Star Trek issue! I will gladly add another pointy-eared IDW comic to my pull box

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BlindCoyote's avatar BlindCoyote @blindcoyote.bsky.social
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"Spirit Bear" The Kermode bear are a sub species of the black bear, and native to a few islands in BC, Canada. A small number being all white, this Variant is known as Spirit Bear.

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πŸ’•kikiπŸ’•'s avatar πŸ’•kikiπŸ’• @kiki.whitecanof.monster
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could you lift your post? frog needs to vacuum under there thank you ❀️

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some of you on here

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the lego store called. your synth sona is back in stock

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Graveycat --> Anthrocon!'s avatar Graveycat --> Anthrocon! @graveycat.bsky.social
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I have had this in my brain since the meme appeared lmao SORRY ESHE πŸ‹πŸ’¦

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Bree Paulsen πŸ’€πŸŒΏβœ¨'s avatar Bree Paulsen πŸ’€πŸŒΏβœ¨ @breebird33.bsky.social
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"Don't worry my dear. I will love however you wish, but I promise you...you are worthy, and you are enough."

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HOG HEAVEN's avatar HOG HEAVEN @uniboar.bsky.social
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Oh my god last one, got fixated on this idea

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Simone πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar Simone πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @geckonori.bsky.social
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Kicking and screaming (but proud) πŸ’–

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Neal - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ 's avatar Neal - Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @verdantsculpts.bsky.social
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Surprise! Pride Totoros! Coming June 7.

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