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His enemy halted again, facing him, and the weedsmoke about it reached out like two vast wings.

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simply do the credits from the x-men movies where dna molecules are going all over the place

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finally, people know how mad to be at me when i tell them to go down the elevator to anor londo that's the first beginning area

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the hat from mario odyssey does kill whatever he puts it on and mario does feel that pain every time

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how do you answer the can’t keep track of the lore allegations

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yes

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oh no

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*putting fingers to temples like professor x* PSYGNOSIS

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havin a good time with the boys

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THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS, POKEY!!!

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BREAKING: After an historic landslide, Keir Starmer has announced the Labour Party will be rebranding as The L, a lifestyle brand for professionals on-the-go

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i wish keir starmer a very happy three years as prime minister

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any space stuff with this genre of music will basically slip right in under my defenses

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the extent of ashley's anti-alien prejudice was saying "hey, you know you're the boss and i'll support whatever you want, but should we be showing the top secret stealth vessel to everyone who walks in off the presidium?". then in me2 she gets really mad at you for joining the klan

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everything about the Economist should be shaded by the fact that its writers are 23-year-old Brits given undeserved gravitas by a no-byline policy and a voice-of-god style guide

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Why is a certain class of lib so god damn enamored of Franken?

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Incorrect: the last time Democrats hounded one of their own out of office was Andy Cuomo and it was the best thing to happen in New York politics since Giuliani stopped being mayor

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probably the funniest single realization of myst 3 is finding out where he got his robe from. bro i need those symbols. just like hold still for a sec

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I often come back to Sand Hill Rd. being one of the wealthiest single neighborhoods in human history and it looks basically like any other upscale suburb. If we must have elites, we deserve a better class of "better class"

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talking like a shitty wizard is a good way to cheer yourself up. "Just swindled a dwarf out of three kegs of precious gems for common stinkweed - I told that blustering fool it was elven moongrass!"

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jamelle bouie's "the existence of nuclear weapons is a rolling constitutional crisis that has never been resolved" theory remains undefeated

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Guys, Star Trek: Lower Decks is SO FUN.

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it hadn’t occurred to me that this would even be controversial. like obviously myst is more influential but

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just give me a little box to degauss now and then

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the oakleys, the hang loose gesture, the collar, whatever facial expression he’s doing… each in turn narrows the window this guy could exist in to a period of no more than six months, and I’m gonna find out when like that guy who worked out when the ice cube good day was

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My first 3D model, made after playing Riven (1997), and my latest, made for Riven (2024)

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50s marketer ass name. “Vital amine” => “Vita-min”. Fake!

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Dramatic footage on Bolivian television on Wednesday showed Arce facing down Zuniga in the palace hallway. “I am your captain, and I order you to withdraw your soldiers, and I will not allow this insubordination,” Arce said. this fucking worked??? biggest swinging dick in south america rn

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While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

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deciding not to build warstriders because "we don't really need them" and "they'd just be really cool to have"... what has become of us

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