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Welcome to my Sad Sack Sack of Sads✨ Enjoyer of The Weird™️ my coworkers are bats (actually tho) 🦇 he/him/they/them


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And they say journalism/podcasting/Earth is dead 😎

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Someone should pay for me to take a road trip across the US so I can not work and vibe out for a hot minute and see the Austin Bat Bridge and every roadside attraction possible and get a mattress pad for my trunk to camp and take my gf with me and I can forget all my dumb bullshit and accept life

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I'll forever hold Irony Is A Dead Scene with the Dillinger Escape Plan as my forever Mike favorite <3 But that's what's so great about him. No project is ever even close to sounding like anything before it.

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SPACE WITCHES SPACE WITCH SPACE WITCHES

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Their roommate has OCD and is studying to be a psychologist, so when we were hanging out and watching SATC before bed, they told me all about what they've learned living with OCD and studying it for their degree and BOY HOWDY does it make a lot of my current struggles make a lot of sense. 🫠

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I'm really blessed to have an amazing partner who understands who it's like to be going through the kind of mental health struggles I am (especially since it centers on past heartbreak) They listened to me cry and express my hurts all yesterday and held me and comforted me and then we made curry :)

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For as popular as the WWE is and has been in this country, you’d think more people would understand Kayfabe 🫠

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“WAAARRRIIOOORRRSSSS COME OUT AND PLAYYYYAAAYYYYY” *needle drop of The Offspring’s Come Out And Play* (The only way this will be good)

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That’s a real vibe there, sorry our dreams aren’t kind to us all the time! I’m the opposite though where we ended things for logistics and life plans (all reasonable), but it’s been a year and I can’t stop loving them. 🫠 it’ll stop. I know. But woof my heart is so so so tired.

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And by do it again, I mean get through this. Not get back together. I YEARN for that hardcore, but i live 8 hours away now and we both have partners we care about. I really just need to talk to her one last time I think. That’s the intrusive thought. It doesn’t stop. It’s probably a bad idea. Idk.

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Getting tested soon hopefully for autism and OCD. My therapist has done amazing in connecting my past to why I’m like this now, and why I have intrusive thoughts constantly about my ex. Relationship OCD. Autism. “People can be your special interest and it hurts even more when they’re gone”

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Watch Tan Vibes Today ✨ I had the same dream two nights in a row where I was together with my former partner and woke up with the deepest sadness. I’ve gotten through this before (tho that resulted in me getting back together with that partner), I can do it again. But my body physically hurts.

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Holy shit. This is my SHIT. It was made for ME.

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Brit Kitchen Nightmares: Gordon is funny and affable and only gets angry with owners who don’t care or break the law. ✨ American Kitchen Nightmares: “NOT ONLY IS THIS RESTAURANT AN AFFRONT TO GOD, BUT YOUR LATE MOTHER WOULD BE ASHAMED YOU CALLED THIS A PIZZA”

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Oh Disco Elysium is GOOD good

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If you see this post a photo without explanation

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Antivaxxers have been pretty active in the vetmed space for a while but when I have a reluctant member of the public, describing end-stage rabies and how we test for rabies usually does the trick.

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The skinny little legs get me every time!!

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Bat wings also contain unique patterns to them and may be able to be used to ID individuals like human fingerprints. To do all of this we need to “transilluminate” the wing. As pictured, I use a very fancy device called a Crayola®️ Light Tracing Board. lol

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We also use biopsy punches to take samples of bat skin for DNA analysis (as I said their wings heal very quickly so the holes left behind are healed in no time!). The large veins between their tails and legs are where we would take a blood sample from a bat as well!

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Bats use their wing and tail membranes to fly, a flight method used by no other group of animals beside the pteradons (skin over bone wings). We use bat wing/tail membranes to gauge their health. A heavily scarred wing membrane can be an indicator of past injury or previous White Nose infection.

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Bat wing and tail membranes are amazing biological adaptations!! 🦇 They’re made up of thin, stretchy, and incredibly resilient skin that’s able to heal rapidly from injury (and bats injure their wings a lot when crawling around roosts and such).

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a month til we're THIRTY jesus

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my ocd brain refusing to let go of things in my personal life because things feel wrong (i.e. didn't go according to plan and i'm bad at coping) is NOT being helped by the fact the entire country feels WRONG rn.

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Which I guess is to say that the work never stops. 🤷🏻‍♀️ These are all issues I’ve been aware of and working on for a very long time, but its weird how things will just click with the right word being introduced. It’s neat. Now to just find the right skills to make my brain QUIET.

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My first therapist like 8 years ago said I had “mild OCD-like tendencies,” but the way I was during my first major breakup and during this last year of breakup feelings… starting to feel less mild. lol Plus I have a real kicker of BPD fueled mommy issues that… probably have a lot to do with this 🫠

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Starting to dawn on me that my depression and anxiety may be pretty heavily related to OCD (intrusive thoughts, obsessive rumination, “what if” spirals) Think I’m gonna become a “CBR workbook guy” and try to find ways to be less… miserable. lol (My therapist was not surprised I asked about R-OCD)

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I thankfully don't keep anything major in my car since I had a break in in college where someone noticed my window was busted and pulled it down. Took a really nice Osprey bag and laptop, but also took my jar of peanut butter out of the bag and left it on my hood??? Live n learn <3

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Lock your cars folks, cause I forgot to and woke up to all my shit rooted through. Don’t think anything major was taken (besides my fav leatherman + some cables). But woof do I feel SHITTY. (Hope you needed the knife stranger, and you’re not just some asshole)

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It’s perfect for teens especially considering modern suburban fragmentation: things aren’t FAR, they’re just gated from each other w/ entrances on roads with no pedestrian infrastructure. Safer and easier to zoom on the bike around the development, than to hop a fence and wade through a ditch

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And having both mommy AND daddy issues? Adds the “/they” to your email bio automatically 😎 (It happened to ME, it could happen to YOU)

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I’m also incredibly funny and charming and pretty good at games.

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Just putting out there, but if anyone here plays online games and wants a new gamer friend, I am very lonely and have a PC.

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God I need it to be Monday so I can go to therapy. Pls, the THOUGHTS. They’re very loud and annoying rn and I’d like to tell them to someone who is paid to not be annoyed by me.

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We’re gonna grow a ponytail dammit 👱🏼‍♀️ always wondered what my hair would look like long without flatten ironing the hell out of it (the HS scene days weren’t kind to hair health)

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NEW: Former Uvalde (Texas) schools police chief Pete Arredondo has been indicted on child-endangerment charges

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Portland, Maine has AT LEAST THREE of those fuckers now.

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So many “tradwife” trend pieces just seem so wholly unaware of how much of it is fetish content, it’d be like if there was a Wirecutter piece on the dangers of getting stuck in washing machines

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At least I looked real cute last night in the weird, red lit, bar bathroom✨

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I carefully and slowly cut the rubber collar from an Ethernet cable for a work project. However my problems started when the knife proceeded to move much faster out of the rubber into the air and into my thumb. Me: This is okay. Thumb: *slips a fat glob through the cut* u sure? Me: hahaha fuck 🫠

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Nah I got a new TDAP for work travel a few months ago so I’m covered. Thank gosh.

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A bat biologist can get a few stitches.. as a treat 🫠

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Oh this therapy session had me CRYING crying 🫠

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Trying to get better at that! I should probably finally turn on the "don't let me post til I alt text" button lol

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Took a boat 26 miles around a peninsula to deploy bat detectors on this WILD offshore research station. 🗼🌊⛴️ It was coated in a truly impressive amount of bird shit. But now it’s got a shiny new pelican case full of hand soldered wires to listen for bats with. ✨🦇

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I complain a lot about the depression and relationship grief, but I also occasionally have 🦇FRIENDS🦇 to post in the summer. lol (There’s also shitposting, but the bats are where it’s at.)

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“It’s a rat turd” “Eh no no, sir it is eh cay-perrr!” “Rat. Turd.” Best heroic health inspector in cinema. 🐀

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