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Tim Onion

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Finding solace in reading about NBA free agency, where the rules are considerably more defined and enforced than American criminal law.

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You and me both, my man.

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Alex Attinson's avatar Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social
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There needs to be a second apron for the Supreme Court.

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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Trump wouldn't have dared with the second apron looming

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Tony Shalhoubuitton's avatar Tony Shalhoubuitton @kumaenthusiast.bsky.social
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Zach Lavine can still be traded if Mike Pence has the courage

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Ravin Boodram's avatar Ravin Boodram @rvbdrm.com
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Though I still don’t quite understand Bird Rights.

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Cole Wagoner - 's avatar Cole Wagoner - @colewagoner.bsky.social
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feels like we need an Onion content piece RE: tampering

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Cloud's Strife's avatar Cloud's Strife @jmgreene28.bsky.social
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Clarance Thomas is going to be in the game longer than Paul George at this point.

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I FAT SHAME MY CATS's avatar I FAT SHAME MY CATS @ifatshamemycats.bsky.social
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You say that, but don't forget "basketball reasons"

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Carrie Kaufman's avatar Carrie Kaufman @carriekaufman.bsky.social
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Yes. That lack off consistency is what is terrifying

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Robert Silverman's avatar Robert Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social
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wait did SCOTUS exceed the 2nd apron????????

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Josh Sternberg's avatar Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.bsky.social
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i stumbled upon jared mccain's tiktok yesterday and man, cannot wait for these 19-22yos to push the boundaries of platforms, capitalism, and whatever may be left of the first amendment.

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