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Tim Onion

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Joel Pelletier 🍩's avatar Joel Pelletier 🍩 @joelpelletier.bsky.social
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Define β€œwork,” Kent.

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Jonathan Pierce's avatar Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social
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Insect overlords when?

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Jorge Caballero's avatar Jorge Caballero @datadrivenmd.social
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Swooh's avatar Swooh @swooh.bsky.social
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lol what democracy?

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DoomGOLIAH's avatar DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social
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[dumbest guy on the planet voice] "well ackshullay we're not a democracy β˜οΈπŸ€“"

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ReTech's avatar ReTech @retech.bsky.social
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If we had a democracy, we could try to make it work. Adam Smith had a short essay on this and an evolutionary chart of a democracy. It always starts with a revolution and ends with oligarchy. Which, clearly, we're in a corporate oligarchy now.

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a bloo's avatar a bloo @vlime286.bsky.social
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The episode with the immigration vote where Homer comes to the same conclusion. The result at the end should be some sort of lesson how the internet is not real life.

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Aubrey πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ”ž's avatar Aubrey πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ”ž @jussomechika.bsky.social
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Well we aren't a democracy so....

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CJ's avatar CJ @arsonfly.bsky.social
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And it remains the best system of government humans have invented. What does it say about governments that no country has created one that works better than the one that doesn't work?

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mikevagomikevago's avatar mikevagomikevago @mikevago.bsky.social
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It'd work better if you weren't publishing "Biden has dementia hurr durr" MAGA talking points. I expect that kind of bullshit from the New York Times, but the Onion used to have standards, dammit.

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Haiku Diem's avatar Haiku Diem @haikudiem.bsky.social
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democracy's flaw: that you're always free to vote for autocracy autocracy's flaw: once there by hook or by crook your vote stops counting

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hyperewok1's avatar hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social
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it worked for Republicans they never for a minute voiced any doubt for their candidate and they got the rewards

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Emmadog's avatar Emmadog @gatorjosh.bsky.social
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And to add fuel. Role reversal. The days of dem leaders threatening us to vote for my guy (Biden) or the Red Hat nut job will win is over. I don’t care anymore. Make a switch, I (many voters like me now hold the power). Don’t do it, dems lose. Do it and I’m back voting anyone but Trump

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Ace's avatar Ace @dygytylace.bsky.social
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how can we know for whom to vote if we're ignorant of the past, present, and ultimately future of the candidate, especially when corporate media refuses to do the job of journalism?

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andyroz Go Green's avatar andyroz Go Green @andyroz.bsky.social
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It does work quite well. The USA just doesn't have a proper democracy, and I have a feeling there is no will to create one.

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Wudang96 πŸ’œπŸŒ»'s avatar Wudang96 πŸ’œπŸŒ» @wudang96.bsky.social
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Is that the authoritarian version or the democratic version? b/c in the democratic version unless there's a second and a vote, it can't happen. In the authoritarian version, I have no opinion.

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JJ Robinson II's avatar JJ Robinson II @jjr2scifi.bsky.social
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*sigh* The Greeks learned this the hard way 1000s of years ago. This is why the US is a Federal Republic.

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