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Santiago Z Reich's avatar Santiago Z Reich @szreich.bsky.social
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Gabe's mom was willing to: (1) travel far outside her comfort zone; (2) become a stranger in a strange land; and (3) work hard every day. She did this to provide a better life for her family. That doesn't sound like 'poison' to me; that sounds like a goddamn American.

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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Four Years Ago Today's avatar Four Years Ago Today @fouryearsagotoday.bsky.social
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In a baleful 4th of July speech to a crowd of about 3,700 people at Mount Rushmore, Trump rails against Democrats and warns that “angry mobs are trying to tear down statues of our founders, deface our most sacred memorials and unleash a wave of violent crime in our cities.”

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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Cats of Yore's avatar Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
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We heard u guys like bleps.

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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it’s so funny how in America you call it an elevator but in the UK it’s a lift and also when a candidate loses they concede

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Sleestak's avatar Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social
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Kirby breaking 4th wall in FF #67

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Iain Coleman's avatar Iain Coleman @iaincoleman.bsky.social
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The best thing about British democracy is when the actual head of government has to stand in a leisure centre at 5 am beside a guy with a bin on his head to find out if he still has a job.

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notgordonallport's avatar notgordonallport @notgordonallport.bsky.social
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FUCK THE SUPREME COURT FUCK THE NEW YORK TIMES FUCK DONALD TRUMP VOTE BIDEN VOTE DEMOCRACY

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derek van vliet's avatar derek van vliet @derek.bike
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motion to name hurricanes after exxon board members

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Grudgie the Whale's avatar Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social
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Biggest campaign story ever: using a private email server that could hold top secrets but doesn’t and could be breached but wasn’t. Tiny story: stealing top secrets. Hiding them in a bathroom. Taking them to NJ. Showing them to foreigners. Meeting with foreign governments.

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R. Eric VanNewkirk's avatar R. Eric VanNewkirk @sotsogm.bsky.social
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I think a thing that's poorly understood about American history is that a lot of the progress made through the New Deal was driven by the political elite's fear of the Russian Revolution happening here and not by them having a sudden turn of heart after being visited by multiple ghosts or something.

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Alan Allport's avatar Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social
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Happy Steve Bannon Goes to Prison Day for all those who celebrate

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Me when a celebrity whose work I enjoy is dumb and right-wing: Well yeah, it’s his art I like, people gotta get over these parasocial relationships Me when David Tennant speaks up for trans kids: We are actually best friends, in many ways, if u think about it

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house

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zupa (tent revival goblin)'s avatar zupa (tent revival goblin) @grochowa.bsky.social
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you’re laughing? Joe Biden wandered away from a meeting and got run over by a secret service Escalade because the driver was trying to generate AI images of Betty Boop fucking Alf on his phone, and you’re laughing?

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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invisible disabilities

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Jana H-S (they/she)'s avatar Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
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no bird is early. no bird is late. birds experience time in a way that you will not understand until this world is built anew. until we are free

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Jana H-S (they/she)'s avatar Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
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I get it. you're looking for a reason to give up fuck that leave your teethmarks on their bones

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Nails Nathan's avatar Nails Nathan @chadstanton.bsky.social
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If I say “defund the police” and you say “oh people won’t like that” you should know I don’t give a shit what people would like, I’m fucking right. And I’m going to keep being right while the police keep fucking shit up until y’all realize this guy is fucking right.

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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At a pride event today, a young queer person came up to our table, started to take one of our pride tote bags, and then put it down and sheepishly said "I can't. My parents will catch me." About twenty minutes later they rushed back up, grabbed it, and said "Dammit, it's cute and I want it!"

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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If you can't make white babies, you're an enemy of the fascist state.

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Will Stancil's avatar Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social
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The irony of the dump-Biden thing is that they’re largely working off a conspiracy theory that party elites foisted Biden on us, but their solution is quite explicitly to have party elites foist someone on us. It may not go so well!

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Anil Dash's avatar Anil Dash @anildash.com
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The only advice I’d give the Biden campaign is to go to war with the NYT. They’re even less popular than Biden or Trump, would form a good rallying cry, and reframes the campaign to be an underdog attempt to push good policy against elites who don’t want it. “NYT is for the billionaires, we’re not.”

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Jeremiah Avery's avatar Jeremiah Avery @jlavery522.bsky.social
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Marcie didn’t tolerate anyone’s BS!

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Jeremiah Avery's avatar Jeremiah Avery @jlavery522.bsky.social
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Reading “Peanuts” - especially strips I hadn’t read before - I like Marcie’s directness when commenting on or calling out what some of the other characters have said and/or done.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Hitchbot sent out a message to all other androids as he was powering down

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]'s avatar Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay
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Just checked in on twitter and -

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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David  Sugerman 's avatar David Sugerman @davidsug.bsky.social
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On I-5 South in Oregon “Entering Josephine County - We Honor Veterans” As long as they aren’t sleeping outside. Then we fucking lock them up in Grants Pass, the county seat. SCOTUS approves. Spare us the bullshit. If you care about veterans, you don’t fucking criminalize houselessness.

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Gabriela 's avatar Gabriela @gabriela3.bsky.social
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Note to myself and to humanity

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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I’m on sabbatical from strangers explaining my own peril to me.

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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Yall I have been stable and absent major bipolar stuff for almost two months. Like the most stable two months in ten years That is all. Doin a little pat pat on my own back

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Bruno J. Navarro's avatar Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social
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For the good of the country, Donald Trump should drop out the 2024 presidential race.

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Nails Nathan's avatar Nails Nathan @chadstanton.bsky.social
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The case for abolition, UBI, universal housing and healthcare has the power of moral force. Couching these positions in the idea they’re actually secretly popular muddles the argument and elides the very real work that needs to be done in convincing people.

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notgordonallport's avatar notgordonallport @notgordonallport.bsky.social
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without knowing more than a scrap of the AI cyborg lord I could be convinced that *something* is using AI to make contact with humanity

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kc gr een 's avatar kc gr een @kcg.bsky.social
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this unironic AI post from facebook is objectively funny. I don't make the rules, I just try not to laugh too loud.

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