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NYT meant to email him directly

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And guys driving Chargers

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How centrism descends into fascism

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Khive and vote guys are going to be wearing “I dissent” shirts by Friday.

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I suppose that if voting is your only idea and you can’t achieve curiosity about a different path to change, then you have to blame the left and project onto them, because otherwise you have to admit that your singular focus is bullshit.

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Centrists have prime rabies brain. Not as advanced as conservatives, but still their brains are melting and they’re trying to post through it.

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The left has, if anything, been hyperfixated on the threat of Trump. To pretend otherwise is lying.

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Centrists/moderates realize that “vote!” is too one-dimensional, so they have to bad-faith-intellectualize blaming the left, too.

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The left has absolutely not done this. Come on.

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The left has not minimized the threat posed by Trump. What insanity.

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This app has too many “the left is the cause of our problems” guys. Just rabies-brained nonsense.

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The weird sicko fantasy obsession with the left and how we’re the cause of the woes? It’s lame.

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I wish I could be a guy who scolds people to vote on the internet. Must feel very cool. Being that guy.

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I appreciate you not reporting on facts like massive felony convictions as that would be biased and woke

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Everyone was being so nice to Cav!!! ❤️

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They’re gonna make him wrestle John Cena

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Khive and vote guys are going to be wearing “I dissent” shirts by Friday.

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A vote guy is an admitted Khive guy? You don’t say. You absolutely do not say.

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Do you ever have a therapy session where your therapist seems annoyed with you?

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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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Imagine shouting “Bernie bros!!!!!” in 2024. Imagine having rabies brain and thinking that’s a valid—or real—thing. Imagine. The vote guys stay losing.

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Bernie bro is a myth. Please read something.

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As soon as I saw that phrase, I knew the rabies brained masses were gonna salivate

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As predicted. They have nothing else. No ideas. They don’t really even care that much about authoritarianism, I’d wager. They just don’t want more people getting more.

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And don’t add salt until they’ve cooked

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It’s so cool that every time we’ve voted for the less asshole candidate things got demonstrably better for everyone and we al had more rights

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The Vote!! guys and Replace Biden!! guys are united in not thinking one second beyond their quaint ideas.

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In me Masculine Energy Era (doing trad wife fetish)

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Joe Biden just responded to the Supreme Court, “I’m not mad, just disappointed,” and he moved on about his day.

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I refuse to learn what hawk tuah is and for this I’ve achieved peace

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I bet if the vote guys keep voting, everything will be fixed

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I mean, the vote guys are also extremely annoying

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He was too fast. Very fast. Zoom zoom

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The vote guys are some of the worst guys

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I’m hitting 10 months on the 4th so I love to crawl into strangers’ mentions to be all celebratory of your life

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Cavendish isn’t going to win this stage—it’s mountains—but I want him to have the 35th one.

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I’ve biked up there this summer when Lagoon didn’t have what I wanted to see, and I was always the only person in the theater and the whole “use a terminal to order food but then a person tells you it’s ready” thing is weird.

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