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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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perhaps piss and cum are both kinds of squirt
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juniper 🏳️⚧️@blahaj.rodeo |
1466 followers 1382 following 12110 posts
33, queer and trans ✨🏳️⚧️✨, electronics and computer nonsense, licensed forklift operator, unlicensed poster. she/her 🔞
San Francisco, CA
discord: juniper.b
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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perhaps piss and cum are both kinds of squirt
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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cum is a kind of piss but piss isn’t a kind of cum
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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funny my ass has the same warning label on it 😅
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imogen 🏳️⚧️
@catgirl.ooo
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“do not eat” my ass, if it’s with food it’s food
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doormat9 (yearning for fall 😓) ✌️🏽
@doormat9.bsky.social
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nicken chuggets
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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asked my doctor if i could get a larger quantity of the prescription numbing cream i use for electrolysis they helpfully “increased” it from a 30 gram tube to a 5 gram tube that won’t even cover one session. thanks.
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it's charloh! from online (it/its)
@charloh.bsky.social
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rork pinds
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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gold star ⭐️
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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love it when someone who had the same issue as you and posted about it actually went back and updated their thread with the eventual fix
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princesscore
@succutease.bsky.social
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"all of my trans women coworkers are nice and love me, ur just bad trannies" they're super nice to u because they actually have no other choice. they know if there's a dispute between u and them, they will lose. u cannot actually be this stupid
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CapriMoon
@caprimoondot.bsky.social
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gin & lysol laundry sanitizer
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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jeef berky
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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shit that’s what i’ve been doing wrong plus you get your microplastics that way!
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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beef jerky needs to include a floss pick in addition to the little silica gel packet
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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perceiving you
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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ok i’ve literally had that same thought! sometimes it’s really helpful to watch them to see subtle particulars with technique, but i absolutely cannot do my makeup along with them, it feels like too direct of a comparison and brings up the uncomfortable agony of being perceived
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Cory 🐱✨
@coruscating.tv
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hey sorry for being a huge bitch earlier. i was only acting that way because deep down im a huge bitch
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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kidnapping a doll and tying her up just so i can use her to practice doing makeup
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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illegal fireworks on the 5th? believe it or not straight to the basement
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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that’s so reassuring, i just figured it was user error adding to my next ulta order ✨
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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that curse makes it so hard to pick up. “what do you mean my first attempt at a cut crease isn’t flawless? better never try it again!”
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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📝📝📝 don’t mind me, taking notes for later gotta try the gel liner, i’ve mostly used liquid with the felt tip but i feel like i always make such a mess of it
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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drinking micellar water to fix the mistakes i’ve made on the inside
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Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️
@kiraculous.net
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gin & old timey health tonic (the ones with weed and cocaine and morphine)
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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gin & micellar water
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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i feel like once i learn it i will be unstoppable which is all the more reason to sit down with the micellar water and just go for it
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![Hesse 🏳️⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒]'s avatar](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:f5lxswkf3gcjwaamrija5t6i/bafkreicrnxuxd7ykkguhykefwrrhajcxnpmecll4fv73f4tsnbdiwdd5qm@jpeg){kind=small}
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Hesse 🏳️⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒]
@thatdoll.online
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walking past the mirror and getting a jump scare from the gorgeous tranny living in my house
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Saint Audrey
@whataretheauds.bsky.social
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the feminine urge to apologize for every perceived slight
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jamie quinn 🏳️⚧️
@threnody.bsky.social
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you know what it was like being full of the wrong hormone? scurvy. i was fucked. my body hurt. thinking felt like sucking oatmeal through a straw. if you’re trans, the right hormone hits like orange juice when you’ve had scurvy. i’m still on a sinking pirate ship, but my body & brain work again.
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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cis words
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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that can definitely be tricky i’ve had some good luck with lighter coverage stuff like bb cream but it’s at odds with my need to cover up my pre-electrolysis hair growth 😩 everyone should be watching more youtube makeup tutorials
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amelia "rem" jane, sweetheart mommy domme
@ameliamnesia.xyz
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yr gonna be hotter than that goofy faceapp gender swap u tried as a joke, for the bit, haha just to see what it looks like aha
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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it’s so true, before i started transitioning i used to think i would be lucky to look 10% as cute as the faceapp gender swapped version of me less than two years in i already feel 10 times cuter
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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that’s a great way of putting it! and it feels similar to me seeing people do things with that name, and who actually enjoy that name just makes it so much more theirs and so much less mine in my head
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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hey there friend it looks like you spelled a word wrong once don’t worry it happens! i’m just gonna go ahead and update my dictionary and always autocorrect “palo alto” to “palo alro” from now on, you’re welcome!
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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yeah as soon as i learned enough about what i was doing with it to have a routine i went from “girl who is terrified of makeup” to literally having a dream makeup vanity setup with a lighted mirror at home still need to spend an afternoon practicing eyeliner though
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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such a good feeling! having a friend in a couple groupchats with my deadname has been a double edged sword, on the one hand i can rarely go a few hours without seeing it, and on the other hand its absolutely desensitized me
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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i booked a 60 minute session at ulta like a year ago and it was so educational (and also i bought so much makeup)
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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for a brief and wonderful moment today i forgot my deadname, it was really nice
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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well that’s enough cis people for a while
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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what do you mean you don’t want this generational trauma? it’s a family heirloom!
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Sage 🏳️⚧️
@trans.bsky.social
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if the main thing stopping you from transitioning is a fear you won’t be hot: i’m sorry, but that is literally just gender dysphoria. it gets much better once you start treating it, i promise. 🏳️⚧️❤️🏳️⚧️
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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oh that’s super exciting! i’ve been getting back into sewing so that sounds perfect
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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100% agree
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Xy
@xylaria.vg
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When a holiday falls midweek it should be a universal right to be able to take the day between it and the weekend off. Wednesday holiday? Free whole week off.
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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regretting not taking today off, i cannot bring myself to care about slide decks right now
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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you would have no shortage of business! or opening up the tiny little pockets on jeans and adding real pockets that can hold a phone
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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checking them out! i highly recommend both run & fly and lucy & yak for cute clothes with good pockets
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Jim Zub
@jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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i was the same way, i took the lack of good pockets in women’s clothing so personally for some reason (there were no signs!) i need to spend a weekend using fabric scraps to sew bigger pockets into all of my pants
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