Jennifer Schaffroth

@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social

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I'm hard to explain and even harder to figure out

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

This whole time I thought 🫶🏼 meant we were describing the size of our butth….. never mind.

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:54 UTC

😻

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

Heeey Mike😺

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

That's Stanley's twin brother Quentin 😸

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

When you have to make the bed but kitty is in murder mode

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Damien @dfacobbre.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

Human size spatial repellent for people I don’t want to talk to.

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:28 UTC

Bsky is fun but seems like a dicey time to invent a new way of putting people on lists

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Doctorclark @ddc.me
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

If there is an afterlife, Jessica Walter is about to have the funniest thing happen to her.

www.npr.org/2024/06/28/g...

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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Remember folks, George Clooney isn't really a doctor. He just played one on T.V.

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

forget sex come sing harmonies with me

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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

I’m sorry driving a Jeep™️ is 97% of your personality.

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debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

be the gorgeous motherfucker you want to see on the world.

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

We pontificating about Jennifer's Lawrence's butthole

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Talking buttholes with my bestie...I think I'm blueskying irl

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

will simp for reposts

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

You are very welcome 😁

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

Now that's talent

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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

People are fucking great at avoiding truths they don't fucking like

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

Jelly beans

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

Hatred is emotionally expensive.

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

I have a landline because cell service sucks here and I have been getting at least 3 a day for the past month, I just hang up on them.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

"[Godzilla noise]" - Godzilla

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

I love the way it sounds and smells outside right now, the perfect summer night 🌙

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Damien @dfacobbre.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

Him ferocious.

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

happy knife, happy wife

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

I'm afraid so

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Ward Q. Normal @wardqnormal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

Sometimes a short conversation with the right person can make a huge difference in your day.

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debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

the rule here is, if you like more than one post from somebody, you guys make out

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

If you use air quotes all willy nilly eventually people will stop talking to you

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

Quit airing other peoples business. Life is fuckin hard. Go help them or shut the fuck up

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

I was addicted to these little fuckers

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

Yew

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

🤣

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

Well done 😅

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

Lol nah..twas a nice, albeit bruised, butt.

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Both of can sitka my ash

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

Too late, it's my memory forever yoyo.

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

i wish that i could focus my hopeless wandering mind

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

And fine

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

This explains that night the lights went out in Georgia.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Missed Connection: I was making doves cry. You were listening to what it sounds like.

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

😊

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

Hugs and more hugs 🤗

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Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

Sherlock be like

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Darius Whiteplume @dariusw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Why is it called a vibrator and not a selfie stick?

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:02 UTC

I have 5 of the 6 symptoms of death

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

The world is on fire, I'd be a bit bitchy too lol

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

Definitely

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