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mr. cannoli

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just got a job at the new york times as some dumbass

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Hey I’m qualified for that position, put in a good word for me. I want an office next to Maureen Dowd.

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s(pace) j(unk)'s avatar s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social
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congrats it's about time they got a dedicated hot dog critic

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Erik The Red's avatar Erik The Red @erikdared.bsky.social
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But they already had a Bari Weiss. Why get another one?

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derek van vliet's avatar derek van vliet @derek.bike
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careful the competition for that role is fierce there

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Fibonacci Sequins's avatar Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social
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You should convince the other dumbasses to field a football team.

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Alan Richardson's avatar Alan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social
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Congratulations on joining the NYT Opinion section!

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Charlene's avatar Charlene @charlene8.bsky.social
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Hey you like the Carbone Family? Johnny lived in my neighborhood in Bricktown NJ. He and his family are great people. Unfortunately Johnny passed away of I think a heart attack about ten years ago. I spoke to his wife about a year ago. I used to hang out with his sisters.

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Charlene's avatar Charlene @charlene8.bsky.social
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Congratulations! What's it pay? I am going to be donating plasma again. I can make $500.00 a month! Talk about easy money honey. The place is packed with mostly senior citizens last time I was there. I am retired and can use the extra income.

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🐝 🅱️ ⭕️🅿️🔥's avatar 🐝 🅱️ ⭕️🅿️🔥 @beallyoucanbop.hellthread.cc
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lookin forward to you're next editorial

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Big Babby's avatar Big Babby @jnotj.bsky.social
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Can you let me know if any dipshit positions open up

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Beth's avatar Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social
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You’ll fit right in!

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Brother Clippy's avatar Brother Clippy @fumblebee.bsky.social
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How did Ross Douthat take the news that he’d been replaced?

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