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we don’t rent pigs

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“Up next, Nancy and I argue about Op Ivy for the next 15 minutes until one of us calls the other a sellout.”

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A lot of people On Here weren’t around to read Maximum Rocknroll back in like 1997 and it shows when they become absolutely unglued by some obvious contrarian nonsense. Like sorry man I learned decades ago what Scene Brain looks like.

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Jesus this one hits hard

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One time a buddy told me he was writing a screenplay of a “Dunston Checks In” sequel with a Weekend At Bernie’s twist and he titled it “Dunston Checks Out”

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I wonder how long the NYT drop out tracker will stay at 6 until they start including Republicans

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You fucking dopes

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.

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These people couldn’t survive a single college football season

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I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston

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Oh wow you figured out the NYT is in the bag for Trump great job can we quit linking to their bullshit now

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PCFclub's avatar PCFclub @pcfclub.bsky.social
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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

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luke 's avatar luke @boozegolem.bsky.social
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Think I can clear up the confusion here. Aaron Eckhart is actually playing the dog.

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Wallace Shawn on Gaza: “The Anger of the Palestinians Cannot Be Ended by Killing Their Children” The playwright, actor, and member of Jewish Voice for Peace challenges the notion that all Jews support Israel's actions Via THR

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luke 's avatar luke @boozegolem.bsky.social
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Yeah I feel like at some point the folks at Compact should have been like “hey so that lawsuit thing… anything we need to know about like, uh, your feelings on Mein Kampf?”

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Wait so he won back in November and they are just now firing her? Do I have that right?

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Oh so the guy who aggregates political stories all day and pretends that’s a career said some stupid shit again? Wow. I can’t believe it.

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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I wish more disabled people got to grow old.

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UHF in 4K is out TODAY from our good friends at Shout! Factory

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Everyone on here is fighting and it’s so funny

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Gillian Branstetter's avatar Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social
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A damning joint report by Yale Law School and Yale Medicine finds the UK's Cass Review "levies unsupported assertions about gender identity, gender dysphoria, standard practices, and safety of gender-affirming medical treatments, and it repeats claims that have been disproved by sound evidence.”

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SCOTUS did their usual thing which means 10 emails from democrats asking for money and 0 emails saying what they are going to do about it

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The Democratic Party had 4 years to get Kamala ready to take the reins for 2024, and to get folks hyped to vote for her. Instead they said “nah run the old man again what’s the worst that could happen?” and are now reaping the results.

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Decorated my new propane tank

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I did this once but with strawberry yogurt, and took it to a party a nice lesbian couple that just moved in next door invited me to. They were cool about it but I didn’t get invited to any more of their parties.

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Debate? What debate? We debating if Bronny goes to the G-League or starts with the Lakers?

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Something I think about when I read stuff like this is how if you backed any of these soft motherfuckers into a corner where they couldn’t just talk tough, they would immediately fold up. They aren’t going to do shit and they know it.

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I wonder who is going to be the first big account to get cancelled over their Starter Pack

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Woodard is like the perfect foil for Picard’s bullshit. Maybe I’m lame, but her “See ya around, Ahab” followed by Picard (mis)quoting Moby Dick, and then she admits she’s never read it. It’s so good.

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File this under “not sure why I did this.”

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every other GM when Presti makes a trade that doesn’t give away picks

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it's hard to explain how racist jamaal bowman's primary challenger is and how little coverage that fact has received despite the fact that he's spent more than any primary candidate IN HISTORY

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Seemed like most of them figured it out by season 2, but alas!

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The Boys is back with another season which means you get tweets from RW chuds who are mad because they have figured out The Boys is making fun of them

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“Brain eating amoebas are just a scare tactic used by the left and Fauci to scare us” he’ll say while sucking up some rainwater out of a wheelbarrow

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IN AN ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE TWIST, i have just been tipped off to the fact that jeremy malcolm, executive director of prostasia, is apparently facing a criminal charge in australia for "importing tier 2 goods" AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT IS INCLUDED UNDER TIER 2 GOODS. CAN'T MAKE THIS ONE UP, FOLKS

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Mark (my husband!) has prints of his “Visions Through an Orb series” along with patches, pins and stickers. Support him at markjarrellart.shop & use code ‘DUNGEONLUST’ for 15% off your order. You can also give him a follow to show support as well @markjarrellart.bsky.social ⚔️

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luke 's avatar luke @boozegolem.bsky.social
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Contrarianism is just the laziest shit. Basing your whole brand of bullshit around taking the opposite side of any objectively good thing is just another way of saying “I don’t want to have to think about this very much”.

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I think that someone is trying to kill me

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My first reaction to the reveal trailer was “why did they turn DA into a mobile game?”

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The thing we should have all learned from the Michael Jordan Flu Game is that you should never underestimate a dude who is in full Let’s Get This Over With mode. Perhaps America’s greatest asset.

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Shaming our unelected overlords into a reclusive lifestyle is like the nicest outcome any of them deserves

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