Bote Man

@boteball.bsky.social

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#YudaChat survivors unite!
Everyone else: I implore you to reconsider
Baseball and other neat sounds:
soundcloud.com/boteman/sets/beisbol

Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

Vargas moves like a pregnant yak.

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

Taylor-made triple.

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

"It's a bullpen game throughout Major League baseball, so when your bullpen is not firing it's hard to get many win streaks." -- Keith Hernandez knows what's up

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

That's the Deivi Difference!

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

Rhymes with "Hat Trick Poor Bin".

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

🎵 Old Jon Bois did have a farm ee ay ee ay oh And on that farm he gathered clicks ee ay ee ay oh! 🎵

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

When the doctor told him the news he was shaken, not stirred.

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

So...your account is now run by an AI bot, now that you've officially melted into a puddle???

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

🎵 There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the White House (Petticoat White House) It is run by Kam come and be her guest at the White House (Petticoat White House) Well, there's Uncle Joe he's a-movin kinda slow at the White House (Petticoat White House) 🎵

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

They really need to rally around The Prez the way the Rs rally around TFG. Just slap on those blinders, smile, and press forward.

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

www.imdb.com/title/tt0064...

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

But enough about Picard!

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

Too bad they're not facing the Barves, then we could get the Elder-Eder pitching matchup. A dyslexic's nightmare!

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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

"Dude, you're killing your trade value. Please stop"

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

Any good?

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

I wonder how much plastic is in those straws???

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

"Quintana has thrown 6 1-hit innings." -- Jags, as if the Nats aren't a flailing hot mess rn

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Dingerbot @dingerbot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

PHI Home Run! Trea Turner hits a grand slam (8) to left field. Rafael Marchán scores. Johan Rojas scores. Kyle Schwarber scores. The score is now PHI 8, LAD 0 (Bottom 4)

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

Illogical, ensign. Inanimate uniforms can not become hysterical nor exhibit any emotion, except to be cuddly after just coming out of the dryer.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

A RADAR rainbow!

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

Help us, Jacob "Won" Kenobi. You're our only hope!

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

🎵 Beat the Mets Beat the Mets Step right up defeat the Mets 🎵

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

This household spells Google with DDG.

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MLB Trade Rumors (Unofficial) @mlbtraderumorsbot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Phillies Reinstate Bryce Harper, Kyle Schwarber; Designate David Dahl For Assignment

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

The eternal lesson: if you like a restaurant, enjoy it while it lasts. I have to tell ya, a restaurant is a very tricky investment. More than half of them go under within the first 6 months. If I were your accountant I would really have to strongly advise you against it.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

THAT IS WHY DESANTIS IS TRYING TO STOP WOKE!!1!!1

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

The Nats really put the "dead" in deadline!

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Cal @dragonsworn.net
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

Masking at cons is SO GREAT, y’all, for real, I haven’t gotten con crud in four years AND I AM A VENDOR, I AM BREATHED ON BY LITERALLY EVERYONE, strong recommend! It’s so good!

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Anna Meier @annameier.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:25 UTC

My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.

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Brandon B. @drawbrandondraw.com
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

HA HA HA

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Or there's a mass exodus from LinkedIn.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

They will perk up if it includes the betting line.

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Jason Perlow @jperlow.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 05, 2023 at 21:23 UTC

"Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers"

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

Tomorrow morning for breakfast go to Cafe Mallorca, order a mallorca con jamón y queso and Yaucono coffee. Thank me later.

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

The difference between begging-for-dollarz messages from legit Democrat accounts and scammers is becoming impossible to discern.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

From a friend, the 1976 Washington METRORAIL Owner's Manual. Pull it down from Google Drive. Fun for the whole family.
drive.google.com/file/d/1k_ZB...
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@robpegoraro.com
@alexblock.bsky.social
@adamtheo.com

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

Rendon is back, until he breaks again next week.

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

Dade County, Florida had fake D candidates paid for by R candidates to fragment the competition. Didn't even need A.I.

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

The kids call him Burly.

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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

Noted proctologist has visited Mar-a-lago ten times in the past six months. Does Trump have butt cancer? A weird abscess? Anal fissures? Prolapsed rectum? Or is he just there to play golf? Guess we'll never know because that'd take some actual reporting.

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

It's sewed so tight he shits out of his mouth.

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

He was better in Day the Earth Stood Still anyway.

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

Florida Phoenix is run by a bunch of wild-eyed liberals who could use your support.
floridaphoenix.com/2024/07/05/c...

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

At the risk of posting something stupefyingly obvious: If you're among those canceling a New York Times or Washington Post subscription, I guarantee you have a great nonprofit media outlet or local paper in your area that could use some revenue. And that coverage is absolutely vital right now.

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MLB Trade Rumors (Unofficial) @mlbtraderumorsbot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

Braves Select Eddie Rosario

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

No. Just...no.

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

I've seen some airports where they've removed the coin phones, but left the sound-deadening wraparound booth with juuuust enough table for a laptop. This is on the concourse, not in a lounge.

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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

9.3GB of which was pr0n.

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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

“A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.” ― Soren Kierkegaard,

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