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Steve Uncle
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Nothing in the constitution says a dog can't be president
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Your dad's brother
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Steve Uncle
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Nothing in the constitution says a dog can't be president
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Steve Uncle
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I think I made someone laugh once
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Steve Uncle
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Motherfucker, why do you think he had to discuss his health concerns on national TV?
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Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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Is it that one guy who's always on Reddit and apparently he does nothing but crowd work?
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Steve Uncle
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We can't assume. Maybe he thinks the punishment for traitors is being forced to have one of his babies.
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Steve Uncle
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The problem with having the Biden/Harris dropout debate on Bluesky is that we're a left to far left echo chamber. I'd guess 95% of the people on here are voting for any Dem or would never vote for a Dem nominee (unless it's Bernie). No idea what actual undecided voters think
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Steve Uncle
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You better believe the NYT has a whole stack of "Kamala sux" op eds sitting in a queue ready to go
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Steve Uncle
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Steve Uncle
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He doesn't like how it doesn't mention him by name enough. He needs more credit.
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Steve Uncle
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He's read every word and has a detailed outline about which parts he agrees with and which part he doesn't. The outline has been placed inside a manilla folder we're not allowed to look at.
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Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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Maybe you left out a pic-a-nic basket
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Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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Just think, next year instead of going to a park you could just ask AI to show you a video of a custom, totally unique, firework show
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Steve Uncle
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Also Randy Quaid has been trapped inside a men's room stall for the last five years
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Missing The Point
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Breaking: Republican National Committee considers replacing Trump with a candidate who has raped fewer women and children, perhaps even zero.
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Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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It's Democracy!
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Steve Uncle
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"Fucking tourists," me when I see a tourist even when I myself am being a tourist
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Anthonius van ʘo!o
@xtpd.bsky.social
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today
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Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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Firecracker is what my company does when we lay off all the white people
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Steve Uncle
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They're not bending over backwards to make the donors feel like Mommy's special boy? I actually like them more now.
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Steve Uncle
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I choose to believe I ran a 3:12 mile rather than believe my GPS watch miscalculated
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Tyler James Hill
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Happy goddamn Fourth of friggin July here's a sketch of a dumbass firework flippin exploding ok
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Pyramead Head
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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡
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Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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Perfect, as per usual
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Steve Uncle
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I measure my farmland in leagues and my oceans in acres. Haha, I'm so wacky
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Steve Uncle
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They'll pretend it's still America. They'll wave the flag, talk about history, and go through the motions that don't get in the way of their power grab. This will allow most Americans to pretend it's business as usual while the country radically changes.
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Steve Uncle
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Pretty sure I covered them with "yada yada yada"
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Steve Uncle
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Let me explain exactly how this will work: 1) Biden withdraws yada yada yada 26) Jessica Alba and I live happily ever after
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Jason O. Gilbert
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Guy who owns a pinball company: The Democrats should choose their next candidate in a televised pinball tournament
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Steve Uncle
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They should do the thing that prevents me from having to edit the six months of op-eds I've already pre-written
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Steve Uncle
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Back into the cage
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Steve Uncle
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Fingers crossed for Hillary
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Steve Uncle
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If the Trump campaign denied it's true, then it must be true
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Steve Uncle
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Criminals, criminals everywhere
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Steve Uncle
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Should have spent the last week walking around saying it was the greatest debate performance ever. Political commentators coming up to him with tears in their eyes saying, "You won, sir."
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Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged)
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Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: “And if you're gonna quit, I don't give a shit. What the fuck, I'm a Mack truck. Are you gonna give up like a bitch, Or JUMP THE FUCK UP?”
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Steve Uncle
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It's not a big jump from "the President is special" to "congress is also special." Probably depends on who's in power.
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Steve Uncle
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How can members of congress commit crimes doing official acts? Aren't they just the embodiment of the legislative branch? What about judges? And cops, for that matter? Isn't every public worker a piece of a branch of government and therefore immune?
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Steve Uncle
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kamala harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: "I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos that claimed that he was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP."
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Steve Uncle
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They're right though, Biden dropping out would be amazing for journalists desperate to write about something new
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Steve Uncle
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The Roberts court reads the constitution like Dr. Nick reads an X-ray
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Steve Uncle
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Are we sure the constitution is still a thing?
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Steve Uncle
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Peeeetah, why are you waaatching twelve yeah olds?
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Steve Uncle
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I'm sure tomorrow will be nothing but good news and happiness
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Steve Uncle
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"Nobody likes Biden" I'm begging you to talk to someone who is older than 40 and has a life outside of social media
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Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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Start crushing on someone else every 30 seconds, a lifetime of bliss without ever getting hurt (or laid)
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Steve Uncle
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I'm sure the crush I've developed on a woman after a 30 second conversation two weeks ago won't lead to disappointment
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Steve Uncle
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It is Joe Biden's right as President to have the military forcibly administer a sedative to Donald Trump just before he takes the stage at the next debate
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Steve Uncle
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Trump calls people the wrong name constantly. By the end of his presidency he was struggling with walking down ramps. Clearly he should withdraw
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Kandy
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bringing this here because i've had it
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Steve Uncle
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Kamala as the candidate would guarantee the Democrats carry the hotly contested state of California
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