BRUNFTY

@brunfty.bsky.social

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Hey, do you want to be friends? *drags you into a foggy bog* ________________________________________

BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

when someone unfollows me, it usually means they’ve quit drinking

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

they don’t want you to know this, but when you’re in a hole, you can just keep digging

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

they’re putting me on death row, but it’s probably just to scare me a little

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

wow those scientists are really excited about my 412 slimy appendages

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

if you forget to think about even one particle, it will disappear and tear a hole into the fabric of reality. I'm sorry, but them's the rules

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

excuse me officer, I’m allowed to bring my emotional support coffin to the mall

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

asking the sales clerk at the hardware store what’s a good toaster to throw into a bathtub

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:36 UTC

may I offer you some faceless, labyrinthine bureaucracy in this trying time

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

Riding my bike in circles around the cemetery and thinking about the stock market

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

Just realised too many things at once and turned to ash in the wind

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

begging the grey alien who’s probing me to let me stay on their ship and not send me back to earth

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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

Bro don’t even know where the underground facility is

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Spooky Sara @pashion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

hi, unfortunately I can’t answer your call rn because I’m getting hunted in the woods by the wendigo

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

sending this to all dogs in the bluesky groupchat

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

sorry I’m late, I was busy betraying your troop positions to the enemy

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

sending unsolicited cat pics to dogs

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Guy who smells weird: Hey what’s that weird smell

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puck @pucksarcana.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

oh fuckk babe you’re gonna make me believe in myself

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

Getting lots of complaints from HR. People are sick to death of the angelic choir that follows everywhere I go

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🌈🪬Gram Smoker’s Dracula 🩶❇️ @murderpill.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

can i come crash on your couch for 10 years

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:12 UTC

you should grow one of those cool lizard tongues

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

more people should leave the house with only one shoe on

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

they're probably meditating on the small fries vs large fries dilemma

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

not now babe, I’m accelerating the decline of western civilization

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

trust me, you need to tell your boss about the cosmic death fungus

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

I create chaos everywhere I go, which is why I go everywhere

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

bugs’ houses are mostly crawl space

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🌈🪬Gram Smoker’s Dracula 🩶❇️ @murderpill.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

those who sit on the curb are often oppressed by human eyes

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j @dyke.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

listing schizophrenic as a language i speak on my resume

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

Spending twenty minutes opening up my tin can to reveal a singular bean for my lunch

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

shoplifting one egg

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hatesec (sweetmode) @hatesec.chronicle.su
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:56 UTC

i only listen to royalty free music

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 08:45 UTC

VERY WARM AND GLOWING IN THE DARK YUMMY

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 08:44 UTC

I think it wants me to call my mom or do heroin. hard to understand with all the yelling going on

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

opening a fortune cookie and it just yells at me in Chinese

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

getting x-rays for recreational purposes

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

Matt Damon is watching you through comically large binoculars from behind a rhododendron shrub

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

finally. you worked so hard for this

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

let's be real: boobs have clearly saved more lives than books

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

putting you on my bluesky list “Ideal subjects for demonic possession” because I love you ♥️

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BRUNFTY @brunfty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

psych ward nurse who looks like Sauron

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