Alexish

The Onion @theonion.com [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

Report: Nuclear War Sounds Fucking Amazing Right Now

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

This absolute hero caught and ate a fly.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

I think this is the best picture of him I have ever taken.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

I stopped using work WiFi when I realized how much stuff they blocked.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

This reminds me of how HP fans would get tattoos of "always" like it was this super beautiful moment in the series, but if some dude was simping over a dead lady and was obsessed with being mean to her son, they would think he is a total creep.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

I feel bad for the people stuck in space, but at the same time...

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

I read that as "leave Twitter for us dumbs." Okay, no problem.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

I keep seeing things about a new Harry Potter show and I am just like why. Like, I grew up loving Harry Potter, but that was my gateway drug to other series. When I realized JK was the person she was, I stopped supporting her.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

I'm so tired of the continued support of Harry Potter and JK Rowling. There are so many better fantasy series out there where you aren't supporting an awful human.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

Yesterday my first "mid-year review" at my new started with my year away from retirement boss showing me pictures of the birthday party his wife threw for their dog. So I like to think I am doing great at my job.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

That has to be the least fun trey-sure of all time.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

Link to article www.scientificamerican.com/article/what...

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

This is why I hate seeing headlines about any study. Of course ultra processed plant-based is going to be bad for you when the study includes cookies and soda.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

She loves showing off that tummy.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

I wish the people that come to my door trying to sell stuff would wear scam likely shirts. Until then, I usually hide when the doorbell rings.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Today is a full moon and it shows.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Did other people know about New York Ninja? This feels like a movie I should have learned about from @billcorbett.bsky.social

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Yor...

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Too many 90s disaster movies are founded on the premise of "what if there is a good use for nukes?"

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

I have listened to too much Newcomers podcast because I now expect every movie I watch to have a recap from Lauren and Nicole.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

Oh yeah, always go for the ADA toilet and every toilet should have a bidet attached.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

In fact, my cat even comes with her own suit.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

I will keep that in mind when I get to my ground floor bathroom. We got this house thinking my parents might have to move in with us.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

My house has 4 bathrooms and 3 bathtubs. We will eventually remodel all bathrooms. I debated taking out a tub, but there is really no benefit other than I guess aesthetics to convert it to a full shower.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 12:48 UTC

Whoever told my mom to get on Instagram... Why?

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

My currently unemployed husband does not enjoy being called my trad-husband.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Me telling the doctor my symptoms... Doc: hm someone else just had those exact same symptoms, something must be going around. Me: that is usually how it works.

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

Why would anyone want to be on a platform with dumber bots. What could anyone get from that?

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Alexish @businessraccoon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

I'm getting real tired of having a hyper aware sense of smell. It is especially terrible living with four cats and one husband.

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