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Paul F. Tompkins
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SHOULD
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Paul F. Tompkins@pftompkins.bsky.social |
30746 followers 238 following 405 posts
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
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Paul F. Tompkins
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SHOULD
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I’ve never been more unsure if I’ve seen a movie or not. Even if I watched it now I bet I couldn’t tell you. I think it would take hypnotherapy to know for sure.
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Paul F. Tompkins
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This very Sunday! 7pm Pacific
LODGE ROOM TIX: bit.ly/vtopesbastille
LIVESTREAM TIX: bit.ly/bastillestream
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drewtoothpaste
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while i appreciate a good weed number i think 710 might be a stretch. we have to be careful with how many numbers we give to weed
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6’3” pool boy bitch
@milesklee.bsky.social
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survived many pile-ons but it’s things where only one person goes off that you remember. early covid i had a thread about educating myself on plants in my neighborhood, posted a mimosa tree and got a rando angrily replying that it was an invasive species. as if i had put it there
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I did not know this was allowed
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Paul F. Tompkins
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It’s gonna come back around in two more generations
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Paul F. Tompkins
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❤️🤍
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Chris Cantwell
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My kids went to Fort Greene Park today and I have since learned the oldest was lifting the middle kid up to opening of the sealed memorial door marking the burial of 11,500 revolutionary war dead saying CAN YOU SEE THE BONES
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Luke O'Neil
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[texting the band group chat for the first time 15 years at 19 am] I think we were pretty good honestly. Sorry if any of you guys have since died.
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
@ugarles.bsky.social
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Before I make a prediction, where is the fight?
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Do you really want to know
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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ah yes reservoir dogs, in which things famously go great for the characters
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Hahahah
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Excellent fit
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Yeesh
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Would wear
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
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Doomers love to say the world is getting worse all the time but consider that in the last 30 years we ended both the ozone hole and people getting their faces ripped off by a pet chimp
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Michael Tae Sweeney
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remake Forrest Gump with updated references. What if Forrest get iPad. Forrest inadvertantly helps 9/11 hijackers catch their plane. Forrest accidentally kills Antonin Scalia.
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Luke O'Neil
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Haven't seen this much complaining about the sound guy since every club show I ever played.
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Paul F. Tompkins
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But you definitely find the irony pleasant
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Paul F. Tompkins
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AAAARE YOOOU GUUYS MAAAAAKING COOOOUNTERFIIIIT BIIIIILLS IN THEEEEEERE
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Please tend to your wife instead of me, this goes for the rest of time
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bakoon
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in one of the most egregious king ralph type situations i have been named the Tory MP for South Goopney and am now head of the 1922 committee. wooly bully playing on the soundtrack as i make a smoke a blunt in a big fancy room
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Paul F. Tompkins
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He makes crime harder to do because he is so giant
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Paul F. Tompkins
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From my warm dead hands
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Paul F. Tompkins
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It’s also fun to imagine there will be an entertainment industry in ten years
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I mean put some makeup on him of course but I could see him doing a great job
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Paul F. Tompkins
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In say ten years if they make a movie about 2024 Kevin Bacon should play Joe Biden
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I wish you the best of luck but don’t feel you have to check back with me
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I mean you actually think it’s funny enough to warrant a “quite”
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I can think of a bunch of John songs that disprove this rule
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Paul F. Tompkins
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None taken
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I hope you will read the rest of my post someday
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Paul F. Tompkins
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This seems private
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I like when people pick just one thing out to respond to
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I think that’s what I said
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Are you doing SATs
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I actually don’t believe you
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Oh
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Paul F. Tompkins
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“Good for?”
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Whatever point or points he may have had have proven irrelevant in the case of this particular song you see
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josh (oldfriend99)
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I like realms that weren't forgotten
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Those miserly crones
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Paul F. Tompkins
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It’s a truly weird song but things just wouldn’t be the same without it (for white people)
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Too many variations
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Paul F. Tompkins
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Was Sinatra famous for being a limited singer
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Paul F. Tompkins
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He could Weird Al his own song, what’s stopping him Chubby Checker rewrote The Twist a hundred times
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I endorse
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Paul F. Tompkins
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I have mostly been in situations where it starts way too low and becomes the most awful dirge you can imagine
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