C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak

@cadencecivet.bsky.social

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Turd hurder first, civet furry second. Recovering IR graduate, 29. Shouts about sewers on occasion.

C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

Inject the… adrenochrome? Bleach? Both??? Directly into my veins

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

The man donated his Tropicana to Bsky

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

I will absolutely eat more beans. I will 100% encourage eating more fiber No buts here, it’s absolutely a net gain

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

People are going to find out that agriculture Sucks and there’s a reason why people moved away from it

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

I will forever be trade colleges’ biggest soldier. It’s also conveniently the only alma mater I’ll ever donate to. Sorry UW but you can kick rocks

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

Agreed: We should treat Bob Jones and Liberty like we should treat University of Phoenix, DeVry and other for-profit colleges: Yoink the accreditation and help the students find equivalent credits/programs at community college institutions, don’t let their work be in vain! bsky.app/profile/alex...

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Alex Cruikshanks @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

Side-note, but one thing that should be on a Dem legislative agenda is formally codifying academic standards for what can legally be called a university and have the authority to grant valid qualifications. Make it clear that Bob Jones, Liberty, etc are vanity grift organisations and nothing more.

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

“If Taylor Swift posted about that on Instagram…”

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

“If Taylor Swift endorsed Labour they would win in a landslide”

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWUL...

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

Marshawn nooooo man ;; why Gavin?

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

I don’t think I need to explain how the Satanic Panic functioned but what I would really enjoy is Mike Warnke’s head on a platter for helping popularize this variant of colonialism well into the modern era www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

Writing postcards does sound like a good way to spend a long weekend

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

If this person was a “We have x amount of vacant houses, homelessness is easy to solve” sort I’d be hooting and hollering

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

Would it kill Politics Knowers to actually Know The Chain Of Succession

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:18 UTC

Really puts a damper on the whole “We already are Winning but *politicians* are lazy and don’t Just Pass Popular Left Policy” arguments we keep hearing ad nauseum

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Original character do not annex

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

People surprisingly Do care that much

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

Grandpa Ocalan, tell us the good news (As long as you don’t say your opinions on the Jews)

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Meredith Rose @mrose.ink
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

Surely he has done something Problematique

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0world @paul98.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

Putting up the flag for tomorrow's "celebration".

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

People who make their livings by trespassing into places, pretending to be ‘journalists’ when they’re more akin to conspiracy theorists, quoting laws that don’t apply to them, saying that because they pay taxes, they’re allowed anywhere they want to go

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

I’d rather be threatened over being a fag so I can at least have some dignity.

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

The people working at home and passing it on and washing their hands of this have literally nothing more than my scorn. Fuck you.

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

Love having a “Here’s how you respond to an first amendment auditor” meeting only to have it dropped at the last minute that these people are also showing up *armed* I’m not paid enough for this shit

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:37 UTC

Pritzker, Your Time Has Come

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

One-hit KO

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 08:00 UTC

100% true

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

“Sometimes the sea smells bad” is going to be the title of my memoirs I swear

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

Those damn underpants gnomes are at it again

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

We’re All Trying To Find The Gal Who Did This

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

Did You Know? In its latest release Bluesky has begun offering Discourse insurance for low monthly premiums.

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

“Yes, because democracy sucks sometimes but that’s because people suck”

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

And what did we learn from this? That whistleblowers often do so at the very expense of many shreds of their mental health? Nah, “Boeing hired hitmen lol”

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

I get *why* she’s Like This but also, I mean, SW Washington’s one hell of a District. It’s the political mystery box

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

My political position is that anyone who insists communism is where you don’t have to do the gross parts of labor because we can automate it all gets to pick up nothing but dog shit for a period of five years.

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

If I could be replaced by a computer I’d have been replaced by now, but you can’t always trust automation!

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

*describes the complexities of running an anaerobic digestion system for power generation, emphasizing how you would still need human labor* “That’s okay we’ll just use computers to run it” “That’s not possible, we’d have done it by now” “Well have you tried…” AaaaAAAAAA

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Doom and gloom over for the day, time to play some Sleeping Dogs

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

Dr. Pepper/Zyn partnership when

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

“the USPS and by extension, family court, are curious if you’re still recieving mail at this address”

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

“Guillotines for the rich!” “I’ll lead the charge, I adminned a posters’ server!” “… actually you’re going *first*”

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

july 2024. AG sulzburger is now master of all discourse. only the shitposters stand before him. turntables are now battlefields.

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

Kids with bad grades probably won’t do too well on the ASVAB, maybe they would! Maybe they won’t!

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Can confirm, graduated Dean’s List from my community college and finally had to tell the recruiter at the campus that I’ve already got a pair of golden handcuffs

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

I’m glad I’m not going crazy because this definitely looks like either “We’ll get privileged access if we kiss his ass!” (Lol what) or “Hey all the doom and gloom is good for subscriber numbers”

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

Dr. Phil for veep!

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

No thank you, I think even a suicide bomber would say this would constitute an unsafe piece of equipment

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C.” Support Our Poops” Andrysiak @cadencecivet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

Imagine a species that talks like Dan Quayle writes

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