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the go off kings's avatar the go off kings @gooffkings.bsky.social
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CUM! It's pornotime to the Go Off Kings Social Media and Youtube!And here its, the Post of the Day!Dumping backward to the night post? Later in tonight? #Westaytuned. Tooned, that is. Like Bron "big" Bunny. He'scumstomer. The current do = 105153AM Central. Cum! get your gaming brookie 🫦🫦 tWiTcH

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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This would be slightly more easy to accept if I didn’t have to ask “which whistleblower?”

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Pat Inverted Vibe Curve Blanchfield's avatar Pat Inverted Vibe Curve Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social
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I'm sick and tired of career politicians shooting dogs in a cynical bid to steal police valor

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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troubling news from the white house tonight: joe biden was doing the Going Down the Stairs Behind the Couch bit and he got lost back there somehow

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Ben Miller's avatar Ben Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social
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the thing for me is people with tenure getting arrested to defend their students is Good and it’s actually fine to not be relentlessly cynical about everything every god damned second jesus christ

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Chase Burke's avatar Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social
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How are you supposed to grow if you never experience adversity? Unrelated question: do eyeball cells grow back?

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whet moser's avatar whet moser @whet.bsky.social
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i like how this sounds like spring training news. kate middleton (abdomen) on track for easter return

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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They should make a movie where James Bond goes to Branson Missouri

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Cameron Bradford's avatar Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social
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When I’m explaining Seinfeld to someone, a big smile comes on my face when I’m about to go get to Kramer

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Lance Parkin's avatar Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social
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Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.

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