Captain Ben

Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

In case no one has told you lately: 1. You are strong 2. You are beautiful 3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus 4. You are deserving of love

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Captain Ben @captainben.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

“People shouldn’t criticize when children die” - this idiot

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Captain Ben @captainben.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

I remember watching Spirit of Vengeance when he turns a mining excavator into his flaming vehicle and wondering how that wasn’t the primary marketing image

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Captain Ben @captainben.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 05:48 UTC

Very much enjoyed Godzilla Minus One, I love movies that combine the exploration of complex human emotions and a giant monster destroying a city.

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Captain Ben @captainben.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

“In the grim darkness of the far future, you can’t make war anymore. Because of woke.”

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Captain Ben @captainben.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

“I’m all out of spoons and cannot wash anymore”

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Captain Ben @captainben.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

I joined r/AskFeminists and r/DebateEvolution because I enjoy seeing bad faith attempts at "gotcha" questions from the dumbest people alive.

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Captain Ben @captainben.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

A cover of Live's Throwing Copper album in the style of Crowbar.
#dumbidea #sludgeposting #dohashtagsworknow

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Captain Ben @captainben.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Forgot the alt text on the pic: “wolf howling”

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