Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay

In case no one has told you lately: 1. You are strong 2. You are beautiful 3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus 4. You are deserving of love

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Odie @theodeity.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

⭐️Knowledge⭐️

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Freedom @freedom2b.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

🌈 ✨ 🎶

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Freedom @freedom2b.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

This is the best way to start a morning.

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Joel/kingjder02/whatever @joelsftw.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

Wait a minute...... 3?

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Pretty Fly for a Cat Guy (warning: unreliable narrator) @majima.club [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

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stef rose | time to make the donuts arc @stefinitely.cool [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

Nature is fascinating, lol

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Herself @mizcale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

🤣🤣🤣

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Rob @fallibull.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

Oddly enough, I needed to hear that today. Thank you

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

Pilot fish 🎣

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Public Universal Ally @returnofmccarthy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

sea cucumbers basically are buttholes

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Danny Cat @dcat1.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

🤭🤣😂🤣

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petnoodle @petnoodle.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

"The sea cucumber, meanwhile, has a fish in its butt. Win-win" www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4D...

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Shannon Heaton @chawkeye.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

Instafollow

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Cait 🏳️‍⚧️ @cait-escape.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

"eat my ever-regenerating gonads!" Sounds like the most powerful insult

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Joachim Heijndermans @jheijndermans.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

Wait...wait...WAIT! ... I'm not that strong (can't lift for shit)

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Pan @ok2panic.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

😂

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Thomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

throwback thursday! I haven't seen a butt teeth post in months.

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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 10:27 UTC

Oh. Well, now I know. I'm not sure on 1, 2 or 4, but 3. Or even butt 3 I guess...

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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

I feel like the compliments were just a premise to talk about butt teeth. I’m ok with that.

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Tempest is doing a Kickstarter! BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.elikwake.com [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

I don't know if I've ever heard #3 Sad, really, how bad my life has been (this is a joke but no really send help)

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

Several sea cucumbers and starfish play host to parasitic snails that do nothing but eat their internal organs and broadcast their gametes, too.

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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Well, I know one of those is true.

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Ashford @ashokhotnik.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

This is why I'm on Bluesky

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Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒] @thatdoll.online [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 12:03 UTC

*delete* none for me thanks

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Ethan “κακοθερής” Harfenist @harfenist.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Thank you.

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Guy with a beard and opinions @whowhatnow56.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

Wow really needed to hear this. It’s been pretty tough lately but hearing g that sea cucumbers have dish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus is really going to get me through this week. Thank you

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Annie Ruby @annieruby.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

Display name checks out

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Andie @alannaeowyn.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

Thank you, this included the detail I really needed that the nature special I watched failed to mention

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 05:13 UTC

I'll bet that this is why there are very few, if any, Japanese costumed mascots that feature a sea cucumber.

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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

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it's charloh! from online (it/its) @charloh.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

we believe 2 of these things

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Laurel @laurellyonlol.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

Thank you, evolution, for hands

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 10:07 UTC

I’m gonna check this with my sister, who specializes in these and sea slugs. Maybe I’ll get more info, too.

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JoyComethInTheMorning @sheadapts.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Beats a Brazilian bikini wax.

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Sâmara Lígia (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @samiligia.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Thank u! 🙏

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Jason Robertshaw @technotional.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

5. The pearlfish’s anus is under its chin so it doesn’t have to stick its whole body out to safely poop.

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Don 🌱 @donaldbales.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

LMAO

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Rain Dog @brushwolf.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

It’s wild, you think that earning a biology degree would teach me at least two of these, but apparently not.

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Micah @rincewind.run [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

Sick Undersea Prometheus is the name of my new band

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Multi Hardcore @handle.invalid [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

sea cucumbers are fundamentally weird fucken animals so i don't get too surprised if someone tells me they fuck submarines to show dominance or whatever

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Linuxrebel @linuxrebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

my reaction the the butthole fish ...

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

This should be the new US national anthem

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Ada 🏳️‍⚧️ (0x520) @sirwol.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

Sending this to my valentine: Roses are red, Violets are blue, You’re a cucumber butthole, And fish live in you.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 06:34 UTC

I don't believe three of those

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BrassCastle MA $28/$700 @brasscastle.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 15, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

Even sea cucumbers have a better time of it than me.

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Woman Screaming at Godzilla @lilneanderthal.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 04:29 UTC

I want to tell you all about pearl fish and other creatures who live in sea cucumbers' anuses, about Chris Mah who has a PhD in sea cucumbers, and so much more...but I won't.

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The Insatiable Critic @theinsaticritic.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

I didn't know that! Nature, man.

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