Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!

@panic.gay

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There is a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Thank, I really needed that tbh

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

hey, Alf hog is always here when you need it

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

This. Some of you wait very loudly and in ways that are super uncomfortable to read as a survivor of abuse.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

My personal feeling is that in cases of sexual assault "I'm going to wait to see what else develops" is a fine, but if you loudly announce that what you're seeing is inadequate and not enough and should not be believed by anyone, that's not waiting to see what else develops.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

"I'm just waiting until other sources-" Do you always wait so loudly?

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

As a side note, I wish someone would love me despite my obvious flaws as intensely as Marylanders love their flag.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Are there any good comedy feeds on Bluesky? Especially for sketch comedy folks? Or comedy writers?

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

I will unleash the stupidest shitpost music videos known to humankind if and when this occurs

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

Can the US import this guy as the new King if we're so insistent on having one? Can't be worse than our current options.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

Admittedly, the shady terf podcast said a lot of "Gaiman’s position is..." without direct quotes, so I'm also taking that with a grain of salt until we have better sources. But I cannot imagine a world in which any of this was okay or there's a version of things that doesn't involve predation.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

Y'all know you can wait for more reliable sources to drop info on this Gaimen thing without LOUDLY and CONSTANTLY talking about your doubts on a platform where people who dealt with similar predatory grooming by "good nerd men" can see you, right? Doubt all you want but shut the fuck up about it.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

I am wounded that this did not turn me into an overnight pop sensation while I slept. Guess I have to keep making more extremely stupid art until that happens.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Oh yes, it is where much of my early success came from.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

I turned my greatest banger on here into a song.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

I'm intrigued

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

BEHOLD whomst among us hasn't had a sensual erotic dream about the Duolingo owl

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

JK I nailed it

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

Silly smiles are my absolute favorite type of smiles to inspire

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

@scalzi.com this is your fault.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

I made a music video.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

Here is a preview: www.instagram.com/stories/raei...

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

Let's just say that men in finance, 6'5'', blue eyes are about to not be the hottest commodity anymore

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

I am working on the single stupidest thing I may have ever made and I am delighted

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

Hey. The fragmentation of the social media landscape has been hard on indie #scicomm 🧪 projects

So if you'd like to follow a podcast that's enthusiastic about #linguistics, could you check out @lingthusiasm.bsky.social?

And if you think your followers might like to, could you give this a repost?

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

It is me

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

And within five minutes I'm working on something that is, at the very least, cracking me up. Magic.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

I appreciate the dopamine boost, friends. 💖 Feeling a little more inspired to make some real shitty art tonight.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

I've seen cool booths with lil blacklight boxes that show off UV reactive stuff. I wonder if there's a way to do it for glowy things. I love glowy things.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

I hate when capitalism affects what art people gotta make 😞

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

I love this a lot

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The Bard @joshuamneff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

When I worry about making bad/cringe art, I pull this tweet up and reread it.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

I would 100% buy that impulsively at any craft fair or convention merch booth tbh

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

Current me is often so delighted by past me's cringe. Surely future me will feel the same way about today's cringe.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

I often write drafts in comic sans for this very reason (and because I'm dyslexic and it's a good font for that)

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Comforting to know I won't be alone. Maybe I'll try to make cringe music instead of a video project 😂

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

I do love a stick figure

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

I suppose it is only 5:30. I can't declare the day fully doomed and resign myself to wallow in angst and disappointment quite yet. 😂

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

I wish other art forms had stuff like art fight! It looks cool!!

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

Oh sweet I can pay off my student loans. Thanks, random stranger!!

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

One of the main things that told me back from my artistic goals is that I'm too scared of making bad/cringe art. I said a simple goal for today: make as much cringe art as I can. Not to share it or show it off, just to prove that I won't die. Sadly I just sat around and felt weird instead. 😞

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

These colors don't run 🫡

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

This is a work of art

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KIMBLY💕✨ @k1m.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

All the fingers sacrificed every year on the fourth of July give power to the AI Gods. Be careful with your fireworks this year, y'all. We cannot afford to feed them.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

I'm definitely going to have nightmares now thank you

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

The only professional I trust for the job. Any job. Doesn't matter the job.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

Whimsical as hell. I must know their secrets.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN www.amazon.com/Pounded-Admi...

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

I think we all could use some good old fashioned whimsy right about now if anyone has any to spare

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Its an emoji kitchen mashup that appears if you type 🌭 + 🫦, so not only did I not design it someone else did and they did it FOR THEIR JOB and I am envious of this fact every day of my life.

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