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Murphy Murph
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Nothing of any consequence to humanity.
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Still adjusting to the Astros being the evil team everyone hates.
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Murphy Murph
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Nothing of any consequence to humanity.
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Murphy Murph
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Fucking hell, when you’ve lost the Pod Save guys…
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Murphy Murph
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I’d like to see ol’ Donny….. ah fuck it.
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Murphy Murph
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I can’t wait for them all to try infusing themselves with Komodo dragon blood and then dying.
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Atrios
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perpetual problem of Dems expecting voters to understand the dangers of the Republican party without ever acting as if they are dangerous. Press coverage is often bad but even I agree it isn't the press's job to make the case Dems won't make themselves.
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Murphy Murph
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Criminal, also.
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Murphy Murph
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Is it that they’re unbelievably stupid?
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Murphy Murph
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Rand Paul thinks Alito is an amateur.
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Murphy Murph
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You’re Chris Christie??
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Murphy Murph
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This is stupid bullshit.
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Murphy Murph
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A vote is an affirmation or rejection of policies and power. It’s not a fucking share in a co-op.
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Murphy Murph
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I think this also glosses over the parties (particularly the Democrats) taking certain votes for granted. Do nothing for young people and just expect them to vote because the other guy is a monster. My vote is not an obligation.
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Murphy Murph
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I definitely want to relive the shithole apartment where I lived in Eastern Market.
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Murphy Murph
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Being reminded that Roger Stone is not in fact in jail is kind of a bummer.
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Murphy Murph
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You forgot to mention how a comically villainous billionaire named Blast Crawford flies you to the Dalmatian coast before the conference where you dine on endangered trout and scallops harvested by orphans.
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Murphy Murph
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This sounds entirely sensible and reasons, I will hear nothing further sir.
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Murphy Murph
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooou
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Murphy Murph
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Who has a higher premium: RFK Jr or Bolsonaro?
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Murphy Murph
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What kind of chocolate this is important
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Murphy Murph
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He’d fall asleep if the 3B coach puts up a stop sign.
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Murphy Murph
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For real yall?
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Murphy Murph
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Lee Dixon is a crime against humanity.
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Murphy Murph
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Talk to me when a real agitator like @davidjroth.bsky.social is out there with the mob.
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Murphy Murph
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Who fucking cares? Agitate my ass.
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Karen Geier
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Happy May Day
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Murphy Murph
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Ok can we start with him?
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Murphy Murph
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When are you going to teach her about John Starks, 2-18?
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Murphy Murph
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Look man, you have to let cops do their natural thing just like any wild animal.
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Murphy Murph
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What if Elon Musk is just a stupid asshole?
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Murphy Murph
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Fuck yall self indulgent shits.
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Murphy Murph
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She’s a knock off Bari Weiss (derogatory, no wait complimentary?)
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Murphy Murph
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Austin is the Tortured Poets Department of cities.
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Murphy Murph
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At the end of the rally, everyone ritually injects themselves with COVID.
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Murphy Murph
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Or existing.
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Murphy Murph
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lol fuck off
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Murphy Murph
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And yet the pain of that cut pales in comparison to the pain he felt after Dominica of House Lorgal dumped him.
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Murphy Murph
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Drone strike Mike Johnson
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Murphy Murph
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Good news: they updated the headline
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Murphy Murph
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The Legion of Gazooms
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Murphy Murph
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The sleeves have breasts or the seahawk has breasts? I need clarification.
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Murphy Murph
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Will the bunt be successful? This is a critical component of the story.
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Murphy Murph
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It’s good to have dreams.
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Murphy Murph
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The revolution started at Pita Pit but it ends at the local used car dealership.
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Murphy Murph
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It’s already a war, fuckheads.
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Murphy Murph
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Remember that scene in the Simpsons when a ship wrecks and a bunch of hot pants wash up? That but Manfred is Chief Wiggum.
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Murphy Murph
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I fully expect it to be “got headphones for free”
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Murphy Murph
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@davidjroth.bsky.social please provide your take on just how lame this corruption is
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The New York Times
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Breaking News: The FBI is examining free flight upgrades it believes Mayor Eric Adams of New York got from Turkish Airlines, people with knowledge of the matter say.
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Murphy Murph
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He’s a crank and an asshole. Thanks!
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Murphy Murph
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The only psycho who would be sitting in his office hammering out 10,000 words about why actually a cop throwing a suspect out of a moving car is acceptable interrogation was Scalia.
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