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Caroline@carolanxious.bsky.social |
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I’m a mess, I’m a mess, I’m a mess, I’m a mess
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Caroline
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Drank a coworker’s whole ass coffee this morning and did not realize it was not mine until I confidently tossed the cup and returned to our counter and saw the cup with my name on it sitting there full, I should not be allowed in public
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Caroline
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To be fair, they were “mixed with hisses”, which is another wild phrase to see in a transcript
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Caroline
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I was just informed YESTERDAY this is about shifters and how did they not mention this in the marketing?! I would have been on that IMMEDIATELY.
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Caroline
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Someone pay this kid for the rights STAT and get that shit to the printer
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Caroline
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Just got a marketing email touting new historical novels set in the 1980s. I know it’s technically correct but it does not feel emotionally correct, that’s all.
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Caroline
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No but for real. These are like, very on trend IRL! At minimum, can my hot girls have a little gay boyfriend with a mustache and a tote bag who loves his girl unquestionably and deeply but it’s still a surprise to his coworkers, like that TikTok trend?
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Caroline
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lol Steve Harvey just called him Mr Puppet and used the opponent’s name
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Caroline
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This episode of Family Feud I’m watching has a family with a man with a masters in puppetry and a dance teacher with Kelly Bishop’s accent from Dirty Dancing, this show never disappoints
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Caroline
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Worked thru the debate, assume everything was chill and people are excited about democracy and the choice before us, right???
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Caroline
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It’s either going to come out with something healing or something deeply dangerous and I feel like that’s worth the risk maybe
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Caroline
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That’s siblings
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Caroline
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How does Florida have more Stanley Cups in the last 30 years than Canada as a whole
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Caroline
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Pride is not the word I’m looking for, there’s so much more inside me now
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Caroline
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I once wiped clean like 10 years of content from a site at work by clicking a wrong button while posting something new, rip your new web person MTV
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Amanda Smith
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The AI trend of “we took this art and expanded it beyond the artist’s intent because *more* of a thing means better” - showing what’s “out of frame” in a shot from a movie, or turning a six word short story into a novella - speaks to what art actually is: knowing what isn’t necessary.
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Caroline
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I was not cool as a teen but I thought I was and I bring that same energy to adulthood
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Caroline
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They always swing back anyway, I don’t have time for this
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Caroline
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Tuned into the end of the Oilers-Panthers game just in time to watch the Oilers clear their net and score a second empty net goal and damn, I love hockey
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Caroline
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Mentally I’m not at the place for angst in a novel bc I’m also doing the audio book for Midnights in Chernobyl so that’s about all the WTF I can handle rn
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Caroline
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Why is most of my TikTok the US Cricket team, I’m impressed but I did not ask to be part of this
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Caroline
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Some days I’m normal and some days I’m near tears because I love Carly Rae Jepsen so much
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John Leavitt
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Get Gosling and Tatum in a musical rom com about competitive bodybuilders , Cena is the rival, it’s called LUNKS IN LOVE and the central song is THE HEART IS A MUSCLE do I have to think of everything around here
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Caroline
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That one guy on Twitter ruined me bc now I’m not just annoyed all the men show up at the Oscars in boring black tuxedos but also now I realize how poorly they fit.
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Caroline
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Yesterday I spotted this shirt out in the wild and was like I AM OBSESSED MUST COMPLIMENT, wish I could find stuff like that. This morning I’m realizing it’s the same print as my jacket.
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Caroline
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I’m watching a random Netflix teen mystery and why do these kids not ever charge their phones, it’s like a major plot point that no one has any remaining battery
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Caroline
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My favorite house interaction around here is, “I’m sorry, but have I mentioned the dog and his handsomeness lately? Who allowed this?”
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Caroline
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“What is a choir if not a sorority for the Lord?!” - Ava on Abbott is literally the most amazing character
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Julia Carrie Wong
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I get why people are focusing on IVF rn but fetal personhood is fundamentally incompatible with female personhood and making a carve out for IVF doesn’t fix that
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Caroline
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His name literally looks like an AI response for “man with opinions who wants to share them whether you want them or not”
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC
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If you're at a rally And there's a guy with a nazi flag And nobody's kicking him out ...you're at a nazi rally
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Caroline
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Does anyone remember when the symbol for Lyft was a giant pink mustache on the car or was that a fever dream
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Caroline
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This worked out great when applied to medicine, who can imagine things may go awry for rights here
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Caroline
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FINE I WILL READ IT
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Caroline
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This was a constant refrain for me and now the vast majority of my Catholic school friends are liberal on social, security, state, and fiscal policy.
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Caroline
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My junior year a senior lost an eye at a bonfire party bc someone threw a glass bottle into the fire and I was like, we went to the Exorcist and then came home and giggled over candy and Final Destination, where are you finding bonfire parties
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Caroline
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None of those coats fit and they are all wrong in different ways.
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Caroline
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I have read and heard of so many romance novels about grief and loss in the last 6 months. Is this a natural progression as we come out of historically terrible pandemic? It’s not bad - mostly all I’ve read are lovely and profound and affirming overall. But what a trend…
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Caroline
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Awful lot of Jesus at in that there Super Bowl this year idk
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Caroline
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Rewatched Notting Hill today and it’s still perfect.
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Caroline
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Literally how, it’s like they looked at it and thought, “you know, I think we actually can squeeze more out of this stone”
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Caroline
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One thing about me is, my sense of humor is perfectly aligned to the current era of insurance commercials
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Caroline
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Did you know how many planets can be signified by cup sizes and also how many cup sizes we have
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Caroline
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Ope absoLUTELY not
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Caroline
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My family is the greatest, our thanksgiving came out with two main conclusions: we do, in fact, only want appetizers and no actual meal and also all family holidays are pajama events from here on out.
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Caroline
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My husband of 15 years entered our living room today and said, “Why are there so many books everywhere?” Your wife. That is why.
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Caroline
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My (wants for very little, including affirmation and affection) 12yo requested today that I purchase them a shirt saying “handmade without love” and I’m like … let’s think this one through bestie
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Caroline
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Another I’m trying to push: did you like I’m Glad My Mom Died? Read The Daydreams by Laura Hankin.
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Caroline
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I will also require you to read with (or both) Check, Please or the Fence series if you’re reading Heartstopper. It’s called CUSTOMER SERVICE.
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Caroline
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I have Kiss Her Once on my TBR! I loved The Charm Offensive an abnormal amount so I have high hopes!
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