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Ryan Nanni@celebrityhottub.bsky.social |
I do think it'd be funny to see the reaction if Jesus returned and spoke zero Engljsh
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Sebastian2
@sebastian2.bsky.social
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Wonder how conservatives would react when they realize he was a dark-skinned pacifist who advocated for the poor.
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area man (available in select 3D theaters as volume man)
@professorbutts.bsky.social
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the extra j is for jesus
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Slec
@slec.bsky.social
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Christians would 100% kill him
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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would Duolingo make him pay for a premium subscription
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Grimey
@grimey.bsky.social
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Jesus approaching the money changer tables:
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Yopp
@yopp.bsky.social
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100% they would not believe it was Jesus. He'd be middle eastern and Marjorie Taylor Green would spit on him
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Stranger In The Alps
@strangernalps.bsky.social
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🇺🇸 Señor Beto 🇲🇽
@albthere.bsky.social
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Talibangelicals 👇🏽👇🏽
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Dawn
@502eire.lol
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do you think he’ll know about hawk tuah
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Alice
@thealice.bsky.social
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Getting called a fag because he speaks the heavenly language of the angles that only the truly devout can comprehend
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@meinthecorner.bsky.social
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Maybe not modern English, but King James English, as it was Jesus's mother tongue.
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Doug B ☔️
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He just needs to rise up and adapt to where he’s been buried
www.japan.travel/en/spot/528/
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Kip Williams sort of
@kipwilliams.bsky.social
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You've seen those big suburban churches with the huge green lawns and full sized crucifixes out front? They are ready for Him.
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Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery
@ethanlavery.bsky.social
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GOOFY (witnessing the second coming of Jesus): Gawrsh
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Jaze
@jaze.bsky.social
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And wasn't white.
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The Noodle Man
@zenjanoodle.bsky.social
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He should speak perfect mandarin chinese.
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WillMadeGood
@willmadegood.bsky.social
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*Chelcie Ross voice* Are you saying the Lord can’t speak English, son?
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Caseker
@caseker.bsky.social
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He spoke the common languages of the area he was from last time, so I'd imagine the same would happen. The more likely thing would be he returns, he's obvious, everyone knows, everyone understands, and then they kill him again for telling them they're not perfect.
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ARadSkullMug
@spitandtears.bsky.social
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Are you familiar with the Grand Inquisitor from “The Brothers Karamazov?” That is roughly what would happen
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Jon Lewis
@jonlewis.bsky.social
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Gabriel Garcia Marquez' short story "A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings" has an angel fall to earth, but they lock it up in a chicken coop because the local priest speaks to it in Latin and the angel can't understand him.
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Jon Lewis
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Jesus with vocal fry would be amazing
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Supine Jennings
@supinejennings.bsky.social
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Being brown may also ruffle some frocks and loosen some ties.
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