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Christina Filios
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Zuboom Gubang.
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Tubin’ down the Rubicon.
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Christina Filios
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Zuboom Gubang.
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Christina Filios
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He’s gonna DM a photo of him shaving a fashy high and tight while staring directly at you through the camera.
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Christina Filios
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It’s a good thing he puts Christian in his profile because I’d never fucking guess.
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Christina Filios
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It ain’t “we’re gonna have big fun IN the bayou.”
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Alex Blechman
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Christina Filios
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I’m not sure if the judges are sharks or fellow inmates in this analogy, but either way she needs to punch the biggest one in the snout.
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Christina Filios
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Hold on, my dog and cat are subscribing to your newsletter.
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Christina Filios
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Look, the former members of The State have gone on to have diverse careers, but between Michael Ian Black and this it’s clear they are united in disappointing @leonardpierce.bsky.social :
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Christina Filios
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Nostalgia trip I didn’t ask for: summer subway, no AC.
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Christina Filios
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Advise and consent? That’s what your mom said, according to the expanded Supreme Court Justice members, the Central Park Five.
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Christina Filios
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Writing FUCK YOU MARTHA ANN in front of all Alito properties is not only legal but mandatory. Ask our new DOJ head, Hunter Biden!
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Christina Filios
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You’re going to love our new Treasury Secretary, Kshama Sawant.
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Christina Filios
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Since the Constitution is just paper now, Biden must proclaim the homeless are troops and quarter them in car dealers’ McMansions across the nation. Get some fun goodies from the absolute corruption pantry before it’s closed to anyone who never glamped with Harlan Crow.
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Christina Filios
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NBC, ladies and gentlemen, not realizing Drunk Uncle was a bit and that’s not Bobby Moynihan.
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Christina Filios
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St. Peter as Martin Mull approaches the Pearly Gates:
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Christina Filios
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I was actually just thinking LeBron James.
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Christina Filios
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Now that I live in humidity like a sucker, I highly recommend grapefruit-scented shampoo because when your head sweats it’s like “mmm, Fresca.”
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Christina Filios
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Just reading a long thread here which ended “You can watch John Oliver's explanation of Schedule F here.” I don’t know, man. Sometimes being a liberal is like being in one of those religions where you have to go to church twice during the week too, and it’s all day on Sunday.
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Christina Filios
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Downstairs neighbors on a hair-trigger, you rich, shod bastards.
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Christina Filios
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Things I Claim Because I Am Old and These Facts Are Uncheckable: 1. I was the lizard handler in the “ Country Grammar” video 2. There used to be clowns in all local burger restaurants until Ray Kroc’s fellas came around 3. In California college was free until 1975.
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Christina Filios
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Bread is a baking soda volcano experiment you can eat, that’s why.
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Jason, ex Inferis
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Every album from The Decemberists
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Christina Filios
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“As you all know, he’s a talented chap and their loss is our gain.” Man, it’s a special gift some English boss types have, to make my skin extra crawly.
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Christina Filios
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As a Greek gal, without context I’m going to assume Nico is your favorite uncle, the one who pilfers all the chicken skin at family dinners. (May also work as description for the dog.)
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Christina Filios
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People of Louisiana: it’s time you had that tough conversation with your kids about coveting your neighbor’s wife.
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There’s nothing the recently roused from sleep ear discerns better than acronyms bellowed over the sound of splintering wood.
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Christina Filios
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Sing. St. Peter loves when you arrive at the gates with a jaunty tune on your lips.
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Christina Filios
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Blessed to live in an age where cocaine has achieved human form with a bank account, tottering around full of excellent ideas never thought of before.
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Christina Filios
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Wait, I’m supposed to feel bad for this guy? He looks like he’s deciding who lives and who dies in that picture, he’s a potentate.
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Christina Filios
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Watching the Tony Awards and am perplexed by the Rocky Horror Cabaret Show. Choices were made.
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Christina Filios
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When I was a kid I was hiking around in Santa Cruz, people we were staying with said take their two golden retrievers with me for safety. We hear a cougar hissing nearby, I look over, those dogs were already in Pasatiempo. We die alone!
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Christina Filios
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Need more discomfort? Life hack: sit back and let aging do it for you!
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Christina Filios
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It’ll be Kevin James and he’ll get an Oscar nom.
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Christina Filios
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This boat has been a drama queen all day. Almost two in the morning, it’s still acting the fool.
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Christina Filios
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The French guys who invented the Minions are probably living la vie incroyable. That will make for nice memories when I haul them into The Hague.
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Michael Tae Sweeney
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goddamn right. line those wickets up or whatever bsky.app/profile/asro...
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Christina Filios
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I am obsessed with Martha-Ann Alito and not just because I too will have my revenge on those who scoffed at my palazzo pants in 2006.
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Christina Filios
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This has a real “hello, fellow liberals!” feel to it.
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@ethangalant.bsky.social
youtu.be/nIOz8sKN9bo?...
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Christina Filios
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No, absolutely you’re right, they came to your house uninvited with pamphlets and you politely questioned their motives. They didn’t want to do the work to engage so they fled. I am only sympathetic to them in that I too am lazy.
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Christina Filios
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To be fair, and I love you like I love my dog, you basically responded “pop quiz, hotshot.”
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Christina Filios
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I have an aversion to jukebox musicals, but the recent announcement of a Broadway-bound Avett Brothers one has me thinking: what artist’s catalog would put me in line for the dreaded spectacle? The first that comes to mind is XTC. What artist’s jukebox mysical would you, in theory, be up for?
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Christina Filios
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It’s kind of amazing how Bugly, a 25 lb. dog, needs an entire half of a sofa’ several pillows and all the throws to be comfortable, but he had a hard day.
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Christina Filios
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I’d like to think Royce White is such an absolute maniac that I don’t have to spend a moment on him. And then I recall Michelle Obama’s “we go high” and other such lofty dismissals and then I think I need to go establish Minnesotan residency right now.
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Christina Filios
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Nothing more dated than a skinny tie. Wear a tie wide enough to double as a poncho and tell the others to get back to their ska band rehearsal.
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Christina Filios
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The only thing that would be cool about restoring the draft is that the ruling class has been so busy getting their children into elite colleges that they’ve lost their getting them out of the army chops.
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Christina Filios
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“Martha-Ann, can I get a word in edgewise, geez.”
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Christina Filios
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We could have had Harriet Miers.
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Christina Filios
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Gilligan was the island all along.
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