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Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred.bsky.social |
3103 followers 1364 following 8553 posts
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Sorry I believed you when you were saying things. How incredibly naïve of me.
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Eric Carle’s The Very Angry Burrito
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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"You're never lonely playing amongst the atoms" thanks famous quote but I was even ignored by a single macro particle clique theory
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andy
@bugay.bsky.social
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me: you should get a cross body bag jesus:
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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Now you know how hard I requite.
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Can’t I just text the Ghostbusters?
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Wormhole42
@wormhole42.bsky.social
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I dunno but it does kinda feel enabling by liking some of you skeets. But it'll be okay.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Need a freak to match my sauce with
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Go on, show me where in the bible it says Thou Shall Not Eat Butt.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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If you meet the Christ on the road, kill him, because that ain't no Jesus.
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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The Chief says if I do any more damage to city property she’ll have my badge and Red Jumbo Sharpie
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Wormhole42
@wormhole42.bsky.social
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If I was a shapeshifter I would turn into so much dumb shit I'd probably get sick of it.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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spider veins coming in super handy for Halloween
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weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
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You made such a great impression on me. I can still make out where your knuckles deformed my jaw.
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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They say 1 is the loneliest number, but what about 0? 0 doesn’t even have itself. What a loser
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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They have a little fence around the outdoor seating area so me and the one-eyed squirrel perform right in front of that
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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are there still any television shows about dads getting hit in the nards by their kids on home videos or nah
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Parilani 🫧
@parilani.bsky.social
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[texting] friend: *asks me a question i don't want to answer* me: sskkkkk i skkkkkkkksks sor ry skkkkkkskss tunnel sksk brea skk ng up friend: you cant just voice to text like youre going through a tunnel me: ... skkkkkk
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Gwen Pepperoni
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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Joe Biden in 2028
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Sorry if you liked it but yeah I delete a lot of my selfies cause I’m an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in crippling insecurity
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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lucky mediocre people who do nothing with their power to make the world better sure are smug
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Uh, no, why would I want a sponge to get a bath? Weirdo.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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That’s the one!
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🦊 foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox
@foxy99.bsky.social
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I keep my liver pills on the sideboard in a cut crystal decanter because I’m pure class, baby.
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
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why is ur bladder like, 'nah im good' right up until the key is about to go in the door
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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stop coveting my jigglypuff
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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never met a dog that misread the vibes
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Harbinger Of Head
@harbingerofhead.bsky.social
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they call me ole miss spaghetti on account having meaty balls and what not
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andy
@bugay.bsky.social
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can't wait for new olympic events like drive go-kart into wall, dinosaur identification, and hoobastank concert
2 replies 15 reposts 42 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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dear local friends, tomorrow; pork & chicken, homemade sauce, mango salad & black beans / rice hmu if you’re stopping
3 replies 6 reposts 18 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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when i’m really high i do actually see that Snoopy is a beagle
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Saeg Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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eggs over slutty
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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If you gaze long enough into the abyussy, the abyussy will gaze back
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andy
@bugay.bsky.social
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this video game is rated E for ehhhhhhhhh
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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gawd I hope it’s sunny tomorrow I have a fat roll & one of my chins I need to finish tanning
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aaron
@trulyaas.bsky.social
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I like my men the way I like the books in my library: interesting, wide-ranging, and with their spines facing towards me (because of the butt stuff).
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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They’re not teardrops, they’re acorns. For every druid I killed
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🦊 foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox
@foxy99.bsky.social
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Every time someone contracts Covid their cognitive function declines the equivalent of 5 IQ points. I’m headed to the zoo for some Lion’s Mane. Anybody need anything?
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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My Jungian Shadow is wearing a puka shell necklace
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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hey kid, passwords just get harder and harder until one day you die
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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If a band of other animals is available, so be it
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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🥳🥳
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Him, not me
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Preferably in a hat
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Call a bowl a bowl? Off with their feet I'd say in my queenest of ways and it's fingers for diamonds but as queen of clubs run off with their sandwiches oh for hearts sake I'd just eat them
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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My job's cybersecurity training said to "never assume a connection is real" and I was like I'm WAY ahead of you, pal
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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raise your hand if you’ve accidentally joined a polycule while checking out at Trader Joe’s
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