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Would it be presumptuous to call myself a multidisciplinary artist? (She/her)

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🌿 Laura 🌿's avatar 🌿 Laura 🌿 @lauraamalasunta.bsky.social
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Me: I'm like a medieval princess You: You mean all the most worthy knights vie for your fair hand? Me: I mean I'm a woman who was given a weird-ass education in Latin, theology and ecclesiastical history designed for boys entering a monastery and now society has no clue what the fuck to do with me

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Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦's avatar Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @chirpdotbat.bsky.social
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People keep assuming that Judaism and Christianity are interchangeable and I don't like it one bit

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Coworker: "why are Jews always neurotic" Me: "well....the harsh truth? A good chance one of your ancestors tried to kill one of mine that is gonna cause some trust issues"

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Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦's avatar Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @chirpdotbat.bsky.social
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I can gauge the price of the wine from that description $25 in 70s money

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Maybe the solution is to make a... Calculated mistake

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A solid 6, and that's without any presentation at all. Could be an easy ten if properly plated

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This is an unpopular opinion but... workplace safety laws should trump "the child has the right to learn" laws.

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0's avatar Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0 @tammi.bsky.social
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Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦's avatar Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @chirpdotbat.bsky.social
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SO! I get excited, then I immediately disappoint myself, then a minute later I get excited again, and if this isn't a spiral that will lead to my suicide then I don't know what is. G-d, I wish that I had enough money to hire a therapist.

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Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦's avatar Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @chirpdotbat.bsky.social
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So, you know, I keep thinking about it, but it didn't happen today. Someone couldn't come - Someone important. So. All this energy is just for nothing. ALSO! I waited three hours for the news that it wasn't happening. So I still think about it, but now, I just get disappointed each time.

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I got way too excited for something and I think I'm going to die of a heart attack. For reference: I'm a part of this roleplay group. It's political stuff. I joined this one game, like, TTRPG style, and I got really invested. Too invested. So invested that I started dreaming about it. (Ongoing)

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Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦's avatar Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @chirpdotbat.bsky.social
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Looks like it has over a dozen map features

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Am I on a blocklist? It's an honour

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I very deeply enjoy wine tasting. None of that pretentious over-hundred-dollar shit - Under fifty, and even then, it's a lot. I just like discerning the flavours.

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Gamma male is just the protagonist of A Nightmare On Elm Street

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Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦's avatar Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @chirpdotbat.bsky.social
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It isn't. You don't have an option - Thank the electoral college. Vote for a third party - At least that way, people will see your discontent.

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They don't have an inside to go to. This is "increase jail population and slave labor" ruling.

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Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦's avatar Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @chirpdotbat.bsky.social
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Nooo! Not Babar!!! My childhooodddd

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Can't buy plywood Can't buy cinder blocks Can't buy paint or plaster Do I qualify for habitat for humanity?

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I have money, for once in my life, and I don't just want to squander it at the thrift store or wherever. Does anybody know an organization where a hundred (Canadian) dollars (Like, seventy-ish US?) would do some measurable good?

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I can draw but I'm not as good as I'd like to be at development

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A talented model - I can't wait to see where her career goes

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVpB... Just made this a few days ago, showed it to a few friends, I think it's pretty good! Youtube turned comments off, which is weird. Consider this the comment thread.

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She's a three but she,,. Has no self esteem and would probably kill a man for some G-ddamned affection

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I need more on the 1974 synthavision mascot. He's so charming. Adorable. And you only get five minutes of him, if that? Also, the computer is an unseen G-d type character interacted with by Mr. Avision and he bends it to his will. Also also what the fhuck is up with that deer? I need answers!!!!!!!!

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Ah yes. Vampire: The Masquerade. You see, the masquerade is society *Sniff*

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I'm gonna be releasing a fallout 4 video. If you like minimally edited bullshit with some settlement building and a lot of failing, I'll post a link once I put all the clips together and upload it!

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Sure wish I could make clothing out of old curtains. I can't afford old curtains

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But Pagliacci, I am the therapist

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Here’s what going back in time and killing baby Hitler taught me about B2B sales 👇

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