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Cosmos Lionheart

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I tried to kill a victorian child with a modern thing but they just chugged a pint of cheap gin stabbed me and scampered up a chimney

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ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus"'s avatar ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus" @marktspence.bsky.social
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Hah--joke's on them! They'll be dead from TB by next Shrove Tuesday

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Pat G's avatar Pat G @patg63.bsky.social
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Urchins, right up there with bed bugs and roaches when it comes to urban infestations.

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Johnny Oakville's avatar Johnny Oakville @johnnyoakville.bsky.social
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Got to be faster throwing the flaming hot Cheetos dust on them next time

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I just saw her down the bus station covered in coal dust, off her face on sherbet dips and smelling of Gordon's...

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The Matriculated Brick's avatar The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social
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I tried this and I was pelted with something they referred to as an eel pie?? I have tetanus now??? and cholera????

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