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Your hot dog eating friends won’t see your hot dog jokes but your friends who are chained in the darkness, writhing, waiting to be unleashed will
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yeah I dunno
seems kinda fucked up to celebrate the birth of an evil empire
but enjoy your grilled meat tubes or whatever I guess
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I have been feeling like I've got an overabundance of black and yellow bile with not enough phlegm for a lil bit now
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Pretty sure I have scarlet fever and whooping cough now
Also, the wound from this stabbin has been leaking a pus most evil and foul, I think that little shit cursed me??
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Trying to single out the ones with rickets, but they're all still crafty buggers
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love to eat my yum nums
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I tried to kill a victorian child with a modern thing but they just chugged a pint of cheap gin stabbed me and scampered up a chimney
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Did you even consider that I'm on that fuckshit?
Can you even comprehend how I'm kinda nasty with it?
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*pounds table, stomps feet*
FRESH HORRORS!! FRESH HORRORS!! FRESH HORRORS!! FRESH HORRORS!! FRESH HORRORS!!
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Can't blame 'em, I still won't interact with fertile crescents
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People used to have to deal with the same horrors for weeks or months at a time
Very rarely will you ever catch a stale horror anymore
New horror every day is the new norm now
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Honestly
I'm starting to look forward to the fresh horrors that await us every agonizingly new day of this hellscape
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Therapist: ....
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Therapist: ....So when you say..."Jorkin it goofy style," do you mean masturbating with your off hand or pleasing yourself like the cartoon dog?
Me: Yes
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It hasn't really worked since the 90's but I'm pretty sure that this time it will 🤞
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got the river belly rumblies for vengeance
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I'll just stick with the blood sacrifices
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the crew goes crazy for full on penetration
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Humanity really took a turn towards the shit when the giant predators were gone
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The most helpful thing Carville could do would be to slowly sink into the murky depths of the swamp and be consumed by gators
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Offering up another blood sacrifice to the 10 mythical moderate undecided white men of Ohio
in the hopes that I can juice some more favorability outta these polls
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Humming birds are so fucked up it’s like bruh you don’t have to move your wings that fast to fly I see other birds do it all the time
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