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More Bobby Burgundy most days


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sorry i made a “throat slashing motion” during workplace safety bingo. i thought this was supposed to be competitive

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𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕙 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕖🪁 🇵🇸 's avatar 𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕙 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕖🪁 🇵🇸 @sarahkite.bsky.social
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bless the internet when they provide diversions - just found this over on instagram

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Taxbeast's avatar Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social
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Is it just me or do these portraits just look like the cast of Seinfeld circa 1860.

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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“Colored”? They’re going to be causally saying the N word on air by September

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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@nicebutnot.bsky.social i think you should know that when i read out your handle i say it like “nice butt….not!!!” and then i laugh a little

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a book about a rapper from a crumbling city who calls himself Urban DK somebody write that down

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”

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The Washington Post's avatar The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com
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Two Democratic U.S. senators announced Tuesday that they are seeking a criminal investigation of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas over gifts of travel, a loan for a recreational vehicle and other benefits he received from wealthy benefactors.

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Dr. Lucky Tran's avatar Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.bsky.social
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Violet Affleck: "To confront the Long COVID crisis I demand mask availability, air filtration and far-UVC light in government facilities, including jails and detention centers and mask mandates in county medical facilities. And most importantly, the county must oppose mask bans for any reason." 🔥🔥🔥

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg 's avatar Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social
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I'm sorry, but when they asked Oscar Wilde IN HIS SODOMY TRIAL about the meaning of "the love that dare not speak its name" from his horrible twink's published poem (yep, that's where it's from) this, in our holy mother of audacity and trolling, was his answer:

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☀️ Starshine's avatar ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social
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if your friend group isn't talking about how >Spear shall be shaken >Shields shall be splintered, >A sword-day, >A red day ere the sun rises! >Ride now, ride now, ride! >Ride for ruin and the world's ending! >Death get new friends! your eorlingas is your networth

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Monica Rose 's avatar Monica Rose @monicarose.ca
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Everything reminds me of him

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Sardonicus  's avatar Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu
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‘To Be Alive’ by Gregory Orr From Concerning the Book That Is the Body Of the Beloved (Copper Canyon Press, 2005).

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Johnny Oakville's avatar Johnny Oakville @johnnyoakville.bsky.social
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“The devoted companion of my long wretchedness”

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if I marry you you have to introduce me this way at parties, it is one of my conditions not the part about the boils and the sacred fountains, I can’t do that. just the long wretchedness

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Jessica Pishko's avatar Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social
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Tired: Project 2025 wants to bring back the Sabbath. Wired: Project 2025 will ban Sunday sportsball games and forget about getting beer.

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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Full quote from ex-ICE director Tom Homan: "Trump comes back in January... I will run the biggest deportation force this country has ever seen. They ain’t seen shit yet. Wait until 2025.” Tonight in Florida Trump pledged to bring Homan back. Homan, BTW, is a listed Project 2025 contributor.

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Mr Bill 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 ☮️ ✊'s avatar Mr Bill 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 ☮️ ✊ @theonlymrbill.bsky.social
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14 years old. Kidnapped. Murdered. Dismembered Don’t dismiss the need to stand up for the trans community. This is what happens because of hate. This is what will happen more if the many remain ambivalent or silent against hate.

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Denis - The COVID info Guy's avatar Denis - The COVID info Guy @thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social
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"Y'all Masking?" hashtag goes viral on X, showing maskers they are not alone.

"The "Y'all Masking?" hashtag has gone viral on the platform, and my feed has been filled with selfies of awesome, smart, kind, beautiful people wearing masks"

#YallMasking😷

boingboing.net/2024/07/08/y...

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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She won a Pulitzer for exposing how the country's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.

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☀️ Starshine's avatar ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social
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insane how much and how quickly boeing tarnished the well earned reputation of aviation safety

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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Regular old murderer expresses disgust for serial killer

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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i made this shareable version of my one sentence project 2025 summary so it can be easily shared across platforms. feel free to repost.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻's avatar SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social
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Get in loser we're going insane

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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No joke here (sorry): Homelessness in Finland is very low because they provide small apartments and mental health support without any conditions attached to it. 80% of those who use it get jobs , gain stable housing, and sobriety But thanks for the plastic trash can in NYC, Mayor Adams

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i protested outside his house in greensboro in 2020. yes he has in fact done a relatively good job

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TW's avatar TW @twesq.bsky.social
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I think we can officially retire the heartbreaking meme now

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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ur damn right i have this disease im cognitively disengaging from this boring ass meeting heres my doctors note that says i cant be in boring ass meetings due to my disability. and also that i can legally call them boring ass meetings to your face. otherwise thats ableism

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Lincoln Michel's avatar Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social
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Bitcoin will really go down as one of the dumbest things humanity ever invented...

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Thomas Fuchs 🔭🕹️'s avatar Thomas Fuchs 🔭🕹️ @thomasfuchs.at
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Grabbing a coffee and reading the morning New York Times

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Velodus's avatar Velodus @velodus.bsky.social
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When the France election results are good

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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when i become president i will be a casual user of nukes to solve minor inconveniences

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Lizzy 💫's avatar Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social
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Sure, depression sucks but goddamn if this playlist doesn't make it 10x worse

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