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born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it

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i need to find a friend who has a pool but in order to do that i would have to put up with rich people. what a terrible choice i am faced with

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oh serving

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say what you will about this here website but i like that i can play bullshit fake D&D with my friends and also just random people on the timeline

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all my fucking moneys...

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accept

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this is that tumblr post about trapping white people with cheese

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @boner.ink 4

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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i think watching the full extended LOTR movies while you are this sick is a great recipe for making yourself hate LOTR

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chez mousse will u drink a water as well pls

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like i'm sorry but sometimes you are going to have to live with the guilt of not knowing! sometimes you are going to have to deal with the fact that had previously thought well of them before you found out they were an abuser!

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i am also not okay with the way people seem to play detective by hunting for clues that somehow should've told us this person was abusive. a lot of abusers get away with what they do because they are good at covering it up. it doesn't help victims to pretend that there are always signs.

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i am really, REALLY not okay with the idea that someone writing about sexual assault means they must be an abuser. for one thing, the vast majority of art about sexual abuse is created BY THE VICTIMS. the idea that depicting abuse makes you an abuser really fucking pisses me off actually.

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something that i saw in regard to the latest abusive celebrity man that has been bothering me a lot is someone asserting that because the man in question had written sexual abuse into his work, that should’ve been a red flag to let us know that he was a sexual abuser. no. that is not how that works.

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i have seen the duct tape with my own eyes

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in general i never go on roller coasters because they make me throw up but i would go on a roller coaster that made me throw up. i would not go on a roller coaster that made me die

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no it is very much still there according to google

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there is no power on this earth for which i would ride the Cyclone roller coaster on Coney Island because i know for a fact that thing is being actively held together with DUCT TAPE

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wait you guys have fridges that dispense ice

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chainless starting double crochet i love you kiss kiss

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i want to be on Love Island but i don't actually couple up with anyone i just hang out in the pool for 8 weeks and people can come over and ask me for advice as a sort of pool-based oracle. i will be wearing swim goggles

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bro thinks he’s the coach of the Cheerios ‼️

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i know we’ve all seen Boris Johnson’s insane haystack hair but i need you all to see this

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i need all of you guys to see the insane wig that this (now former, just lost his seat) Tory MP wears. he’s got the Sue Sylvester on

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i got watermelon lime sorbet which was very good and tasted like agua fresca in ice cream form and my dad got mulberry ice cream which was also very good

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patently false. our greatest celebrity is still here and her name is Katie Tightpussy

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he just sent me the EXACT SAME EMAIL and the typo STILL hasn't been corrected im crying

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really enjoying the ads i get on my solitaire app

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link to the pattern i used!

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thinking about Him once again

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no judgement but i can’t get on board with &Juliet, that ballad cover of Baby One More Time is just a bridge too far

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he is shaped like Large Friend

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here he is kayaking on the Hudson lmao

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we failed so deeply as a species by not domesticating bears

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Jack Schlossberg (JFK’s grandson) is just being a silly goofy guy on tiktok it seems

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maybe you could ask a friend to go pick it up for you? leave it outside your door

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