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Erin Fogg

@criminalerin.bsky.social

Under communism, if one guy has a coffee canning factory all of the coffee coming out of that factory will a) all bear the same brand name and b) not be contaminated with deadly botulism

But we don't so here's 300 different kinds of deadly coffee from the same plant

www.fda.gov/safety/recal...

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maxine's avatar maxine @deadlately.bsky.social
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so many badly named parody coffees on this list oof

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naan-disclosure agreement's avatar naan-disclosure agreement @mxmarkargent.bsky.social
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under communism, one guy won't own a coffee canning factory unless he's operating the whole thing on his own

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Larry Rubinow's avatar Larry Rubinow @elrubino.bsky.social
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Your coffee might kill you! Please download this pdf to find out.

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Carl Nyberg 's avatar Carl Nyberg @carlnyberg312.bsky.social
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Saying industrial mistakes won't happen under communism is faith-based economics as much as believing capitalism will fix things b/c theoretically it should.

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Trans Commie Scum's avatar Trans Commie Scum @transcommiescum.bsky.social
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Under communism, one guy can't own a canning factory

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En Buen Ora's avatar En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social
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it's this kind of oppressive government intervention into the free market that got the Supreme Court to decide regulating agencies can't make rules so the toxic coffee bros should just find a friendly local judge to tell the dang meddling 'we don't want you to sell poison' agency to leave them be

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𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛's avatar 𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 @nocontroller.bsky.social
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They either didn’t file the paperwork with the FDA that allows the FDA to approve their products or one or more of their products are contaminated or both cases are true lol! Either way seems like a real amateur operation.

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Ralf Hildebrandt 's avatar Ralf Hildebrandt @hildeb.bsky.social
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Coffee is safe only for communists?

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's avatar @ravenflight.bsky.social
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Yes because as we all know, neurotoxins that can kill you should only be injected in your face- not ingested by drinking your morning Starbucks cold brew.

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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape's avatar Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social
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Same goes for the ice cream recall for listeria contamination that also happened this week. 67 types across 13 brands.

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