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Larry Rubinow

@elrubino.bsky.social

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I used to be a lawyer. I got better. Greater Twin Cities area. Definitely not the lesser Twin Cities, those guys suck. Also on mastodon as @el_rubino@hachyderm.io; here largely for cat pix, MSP content, 'n fun stuff.

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Or, you know, something. You're going to feel something.

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And if there's fruit in it, more has to be better for you, right? What could another glass hurp? I mean hirt?

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It's the fruit. Looks so innocent.

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Do you really get a mug o' beans, though? Or will it be a Styrofoam cup o' beans? Beans are just not the same without the mug.

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Agreed - so much better than store-bought onion dip. Might just be in my head, but that's where it matters.

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"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) $640/$700's avatar "Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) $640/$700 @comfortingmoo.online
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This is what we need everywhere

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You should try it. To be fair, I only did this once - listened to a bit of one game when I was wide awake, then tried the same one at bedtime and conked right out. I imagine it works *consistently*, but haven't done the work to find out.

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Maybe 'cat food' is a new cryptocurrency. Just out; not surprised you haven't heard of it. Gonna be huge.

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It's cat food guy again?!

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Have tried this, and it works.

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Ok that was fun back to dependence

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Otis celebrated the dawn of the first/last day of the shortest workweek of the year by vomiting salmon paté on the bed, so I'm getting my steps in (laundry is two flights down).

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When you see the way the press is treating Joe Biden for aging in public, you see how they could treat Donald Trump for committing fraud, rape, espionage, and insurrection and never, ever will.

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Hemmer: "is there an audiobook?"

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Was hoping that the rain would be enough to result in fewer explosions outside. No such luck. But Otis is taking his first 4th here like a champ - staying close, but otherwise appearing chill.

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I used to have one just like that. Give it back.

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Jill Twiss's avatar Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social
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I simultaneously feel like Biden should probably not be the Democratic nominee and also that parts of the media seem weirdly gleeful about it in a way that completely ignores the consequences of electing Trump again

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Do they not know the difference between a raspberry and a razzberry, or do they simply not care?

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I dunno, that slug looks downright cheerful.

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If non-voters really want their voices heard, well, I have this crazy suggestion for them.

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Earn's avatar Earn @nregib.bsky.social
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Look, I’m cynical af but if voting didn’t matter why tf are republicans so hell bent on making sure the only votes that count are those of white men?

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What I have accomplished so far this morning.

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Will I be stuck in the house today, instead of out on a bike? Yes. Will I use the time productively? Fuck off.

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Sinclair Lewis's avatar Sinclair Lewis @sinclairlewis.bsky.social
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Dear UK followers, Please post a lot today so i can vicariously enjoy the electoral annihilation of a Conservative Party. Sincerely, Your American Cousins

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First in our hearts, and our stomachs!

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Never mind - read the craigslist listing.

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Keeping some of the Golden Arrow stuff? It looks like you swapped out the brakes.

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Heck, it doesn't even need to be that big anymore! You could probably drown democracy in a toilet, no sweat.

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You can drown democracy in any lighting conditions as long as you have a decent-sized tub.

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Was it the debate, or the incessant post-debate attacks on Biden and demands for him to step aside, while the convicted serial lying rapist gets a pass?

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Is there some weird connection between advanced physics and buckeyes? Or are you just incredibly fortunate?

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Do you get a two-holiday week this week? How's that work?

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If you cook it too long, it's not a fail, it's just too much success.

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Sorry, won't believe bvo is bad until some 2015 Liberty U Law School grad rules on it.

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Having fully experienced Tuesday, I promise you didn't miss anything good.

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Only a 6% chance during daytime tomorrow. You can cut it again!

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How do I unsubscribe more than I already have, damn it.

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* valid for virtually any point whatsoever

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