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Erin Fogg

@criminalerin.bsky.social

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Just a funny weird guy, not a threat to any establishment


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Willie Fitzgerald's avatar Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social
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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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The banality of this fascist police state getting more banal by the day

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Oh no, cry celebrities. This is what is supposed to happen to other people but not to us, cry celebrities. Why didn't anyone previously tell us the police and prosecutors are like this, cry celebrities.

www.yahoo.com/news/another...

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gay (derogatory)'s avatar gay (derogatory) @disco-socialist.bsky.social
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the people who thought "defund the police" & "black lives matter" were too spicy are suddenly freaking out about project 2025.

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Before enlightenment, check emails and do spreadsheets. After enlightenment, check emails and do spreadsheets.

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Trans men are THE most masculine men bc no one ever once even considers defending them or their honor

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Oh yeah folks we're pulling out the classic male tears bits for today only get em while they're hot

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Never mind the rich and famous part how is anyone going to spend a drop of energy defending a man

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Even more firmly convinced American fireworks are, actually, evil

Who chooses to surround themselves with explosives like this, on purpose, FOR FUN??

youtu.be/pF2CLkqL-WY?...

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Idk how but he brought the hard The into the national lexicon

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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I'm pretty sure he got confused once and what he wanted to call Biden was a philistine but he's so proudly no theory that it came out Palestinian, the crowd went absolutely ape shit so he ran with it

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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It's be one thing if Biden and Schumer et al owned it with pride, being called a Palestinian, but they don't, because they really haven't done any fuckin to earn it no matter how u look at it Not supporting Israel ENOUGH is all it takes and boom you're Palestinian in Trump's book

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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He's the billionaire who'll eat The Concoction for $5 then throw up all over his own self then all the other billionaires feel a little bad until he starts gargling the hose water and making walrus noises when they hose him down I'm not saying that IS what happened leading up to this but

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thinking to myself "is this person who replied to me real or an engagement bot" is some fuckin william gibson ass shit

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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I don't understand how any of this works but it's still a better economy than capitalism

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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It really does add a level of whimsy to the place that's quite funny and rather enchanting lol

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Your class label makes this a whole different sort of vibe lol

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Sitting at the red light until 2 similar enough cars pull up next to me so we can be swiped & merged into one much larger car

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Idk I think guys on the VC grift who thinks we should let autofill impossibly mind torture us should actually get TRILLIONS of dollars about it, not just billions

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sigma7's avatar sigma7 @sigma7.bsky.social
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yaaaaaa I'm bringing a schism

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Newspapers on here will report anything. 'Elon Musk hates having fun on yachts.' No he doesn't. That isn’t tru

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Now I know how anyone can be in the porn game and not hate cops

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Actually really the number one cause of Protestants is the Vatican so idk put that in ur popehat n smoke it (until u get a new Pope whose mere existence spawns 8 new major schisms, etc etc, so on and so forth, this is the joke)

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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No one loves reinventing Protestantism quite like the Catholic Church

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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*very Homestar Runner voice* Vatican... Thweeeee?

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Fourth dimensional spiritual ascension my ass I HAVE A LITTLE PAINFUL HANGNAIL AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING

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Django Wexler's avatar Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social
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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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One of the big problems I have other than all the trauma is being inside my body is actually really boring like oooh weeee look at me concentrating on every sensory aspect of washing this dish for the 7th time this week alone I'm so grounded I'm so human I'm so fucking bored

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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"You're not a human being having a spiritual experience ur a spiritual being having a human experience" shut up I am a guy and I just WANT TO GRILL

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Not only do I wish we had plug n play body parts so we could swap around some of these dicks and clits for once, I wish we could trade mental illnesses for example I have enough dissociation to share! Would be VERY open to a trade in exchange for the ability to be present in my body for a while!

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Patrick paints with PRIDE's avatar Patrick paints with PRIDE @patrickdattilio.bsky.social
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I like to interject a bunch of periods in there so it's really punctuated THAT. MOTHERFUCKER. IS. NOT. REAL.

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Hitting the tremolo on the first, hesitant THAT is such a pleasant vocal stim I'm gonna say it 12 times in a row

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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I think it every time and I hope other people think it too because it's a very funny thing to imagine yelling at scotus

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Tfw u hear someone say scotus is illegitimate

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En Buen Ora's avatar En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social
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the ideal society is where there is only charity and aid when a cop feels someone should get it, this is science

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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I can't say I didn't get a good dose of dopamine out of it lol

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