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Crusher Joe

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Husband, father, teacher, amateur film critic, Astros fan, wannabe LEGO Master Builder, lover of cheap coffee, and cat pillow.

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Found your next purchase, @alancerny.bsky.social.

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Robert Davi, Jon Voight, AND Kevin Sorbo? Jeez, one of these is enough for me to red-flag this film (other than the subject matter).

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Parents of queer kids who try like hell to stop their kids from being queer need to understand they're operating by time-travel logic: The thing you want so desperately to prevent cannot be prevented, and you will only punish yourself in trying to stop it.

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All parents of trans kids who try to stop their kids from being trans by forcing them back in the closet need to realize they're just Bruce Willis in 12 Monkeys.

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The soundtrack for 1986’s TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE goes so fucking hard.

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After I saw THE LAST SEDUCTION, I was totally sold on John Dahl.

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Here’s what I like about this place: all the nifty geek folks seem to have found it. Downside: I have to go back to the Bad Place for my sportball news and commentary.

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I think Chris Pratt is genuinely a good voice actor, but I cannot believe he is playing Garfield. The only time AI should be used is to let Lorenzo Music keep playing Garfield.

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First full film of the new year: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (extended edition)

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I rolled THE BATMAN for my son. He was impressed with it.

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First movie completed in 2024: THE BATMAN. My 18 year old son was impressed.

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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

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I swear to god, it’s like MLB All-Star free agents hate garlic fries or something.

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Taking my son next week. He is gonzo excited. He’s seen all the Showa films and taking him to see GODZILLA: KING OF MONSTERS on opening night remains a top 5 theatrical experience for me.

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This is just a dry run of the fun and chaos we will experience in the future the night you know who has his heart explode on the toilet trying to pass a supersized value meal.

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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

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