It’s insane that the 4th-biggest city in the country can be taken completely offline by strong wind. The grid, the infrastructure, the resources, the planning: they’re all fucked.
1 replies
3 reposts
5 likes
If you’re trying to get in touch, Houston/FortBend is hit hard with over 2 million without power. Trying to figure out what we’re doing tomorrow.
2 replies
0 reposts
5 likes
Looks like Houston/Fort Bend’s going to get a big chunk of Beryl tonight and tomorrow morning. We’ve already had lights flicker and it’s been raining quite a bit. Fort Bend is supposed to get 70 MPH winds tomorrow morning.
0 replies
0 reposts
1 likes
Made some serious headway on the new website today. Thanks to @rodpaddock.bsky.social for helping me out. I'm giving myself the month to get something started, and then in August (my 55th birthday) I'm storming the beaches. Thanks again, Rod.
0 replies
0 reposts
3 likes
You know the New York Times is flammable, right?
I’m not just talking about the paper, either.
1 replies
0 reposts
5 likes
Reposted by Alan Cerny
Just canceled my NYT subscription.
2 replies
2 reposts
13 likes
TOP WEAPON: DISSIDENT new band name, called it
0 replies
0 reposts
1 likes
The degree of whooping the Conservative Party in Great Britain suffered yesterday… if the Democratic Party had those kind of margins here in the United States we wouldn’t be talking about the dumb things we talk about these days. We’d be making this place a hell of a lot better for everyone.
0 replies
0 reposts
6 likes
On my physical media bullshit again. Damn Kino Lorber/Criterion sales.
0 replies
0 reposts
5 likes
Yeah but I like that they put all that aside in the second half and show her as capable as Axel and that she shares his drive, just in a different way. I liked those scenes more than I thought I would.
0 replies
0 reposts
1 likes
You don’t want to mess with that action/comedy mix too much, or people would complain that it strays too far from what makes these movies at their best as entertaining as they are. BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F does the legasequel right.
1 replies
0 reposts
2 likes
I didn’t find AXEL F overly nostalgic. It sticks to the template for these movies. The music is part of it. I love that Axel is still idealistic except that the machinery doesn’t work as well, and the movie acknowledges the passing of time. There’s enough new stuff that complements the old stuff.
2 replies
0 reposts
4 likes
(The one line being that we used the alien tech we found at Area 51 to create computers, cell phone technology, so our systems were actually far more compatible so that a computer virus dismantling their systems would be plausible.)
1 replies
0 reposts
4 likes
I saw a video of @pattonoswalt.bsky.social today listing INDEPENDENCE DAY as a bad sci-fi movie that could be fixed with one line of dialogue. Now, I love INDEPENDENCE DAY. But he wasn’t wrong. The whole “uploading the virus” bit is really stupid, but they could have fixed it easily!
3 replies
0 reposts
5 likes
There is a bit of social commentary in KILL that hits harder the more I think about it. It’s sneaky how it does it, too. Some of the subtext probably plays stronger for Indian crowds but I was able to pull enough of it out to see that there’s more going on than just a pummel fest.
0 replies
0 reposts
0 likes
My head canon has Hamm be the son of the guy who spilled his coffee from Maverick’s fly-by and later died of a stress-induced heart attack
0 replies
0 reposts
4 likes
Yeah, these kids don’t remember or weren’t there that summer. It kinda blew the roof off.
1 replies
0 reposts
4 likes
The New York Times is only good for kindling but it’s July. Burn it in a barbecue but then it would make the food taste like shit.
The words “free press” and New York Times only go together as you freely press one of their writers against the wall and give them a gigantic ass-flossing wedgie.
0 replies
0 reposts
2 likes
KILL: An Indian army commando shreds a family of bandits on a moving train. Brutal, efficient, gets the job done, needed more humor but that’s not the story they’re telling. I loved how the bandits got emotional after Amrit demolishes someone in the family. Lots of enclosed-space combat. It’s good!
0 replies
0 reposts
2 likes
Seated for KILL.
0 replies
0 reposts
3 likes
I will say this, that *one* cameo in BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F which suggests a shared universe with another popular comedy makes my head spin. Oh well.
0 replies
0 reposts
1 likes
Well, that was for sure a BEVERLY HILLS COP movie. Damn good one, too. Eddie Murphy’s full on engaged too. This was a blast.
0 replies
0 reposts
5 likes
Reposted by Alan Cerny
Hey gang! Tickets are still on sale for our Junkfood Cinema Drive-In takeover! Come see Thank God it’s Samurai Day and Swayze Crazy Saturday!
www.simpletix.com/e/junkfood-c...
3 replies
3 reposts
24 likes
Elden Ring, obviously
0 replies
0 reposts
0 likes
Reposted by Alan Cerny
Found your next purchase, @alancerny.bsky.social.
0 replies
1 reposts
1 likes
I would totally put all my points in Strength and Dexterity. All this Wisdom ain’t done shit for me.
0 replies
0 reposts
0 likes
Vote. Donate. Volunteer. Love your friends, your family, and your significant others as hard as you can. Quietly listen as people anxiously worry about the future. Just do something, because the despair is what they want.
0 replies
1 reposts
2 likes
Social media this week
0 replies
1 reposts
9 likes
TICKETS AVAILABLE! It’s my huge honor to introduce the Houston premiere of the 4K restoration of SEVEN SAMURAI on 08/10 at the Houston Museum of Fine Arts. This will sell out, grab your tickets now! www.mfah.org/calendar/sev...
0 replies
5 reposts
2 likes
TICKETS AVAILABLE! It’s my huge honor to introduce the Houston premiere of the 4K restoration of SEVEN SAMURAI on 08/10 at the Houston Museum of Fine Arts. This will sell out, grab your tickets now! www.mfah.org/calendar/sev...
0 replies
5 reposts
2 likes
I couldn’t tell you the story of ELDEN RING if you paid me to. I just know that every single creature is trying to kill me.
I see these deep dives into the story and you just want to hand these kids THE SILMARILLION and tell them to write a book report.
0 replies
0 reposts
0 likes
Reposted by Alan Cerny
Really glad I saw HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA—CHAPTER 1. Ambitious and shaggy and imperfect, paced like a miniseries from 1986. Charmingly disjointed. I would help Costner fund the rest of the series.
0 replies
1 reposts
4 likes
I forgot he wrote that too. Yep.
0 replies
0 reposts
0 likes
Steven Spielberg’s greatest collaborator, more than Michael Kahn, more than Janusz Kaminski, even more than John Williams, is Tony Kushner.
Okay, bold statement, yes. But goddamn if the scripts of LINCOLN, WEST SIDE STORY, and THE FABELMANS aren’t sliced gold.
1 replies
0 reposts
3 likes
Watching LINCOLN.
0 replies
0 reposts
8 likes