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Emily St. James

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Writer! TV: Yellowjackets. Novel: Woodworking (out March 2025). Podcasts: Arden. Journalism: Vox, A.V. Club, NYT, etc. Poorly plotted picture books: Most of my childhood.


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I PULLED OFF THE FIRST TWO DON'T THINK I WON"T PULL OFF THE THIRD, JK ROWLING

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Me, nervous about the 2016 election: I must write a podcast about girls kissing. Me, nervous about the 2020 election: I must write a novel about how wonderful trans friendship can be. Me, nervous about the 2024 election: I must write a book series that has a greater cultural impact than Harry Potter

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Going to get through this bout of catastrophizing about the future of this country the way I get through all my bouts of catastrophizing about things: making up some little guys and being mean to them.

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Heterosexual trans music counts too!

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Yeah. The countries that have normal, sane elections tend to put strict spending caps on everything. They also have at least semi-powerful state media apparatuses, which we don't. So I just don't really see anybody finding an incentive to do this who's not, you know, a voter.

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I mean, same, but it's not immediately clear how to do that! All of the options seem bad, which might lead them to try some secret third thing that ends up being the best call.

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(I do think this would bias the system in favor of rich candidates even more, but it's not like non-rich candidates can get a leg up right now, so I think it's a wash.)

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I think everybody in America would be quite happy with six weeks for primaries and six weeks for a general election, but noooooooo

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I do believe much of what has happened across Biden's presidency is the media leading narratives around by the nose, but in a vacuum, the modern Democratic Party tends to be a cult of competency. So his visible aging is of more concern than it is for (the also visibly aging) Trump within his party.

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Yeah. Whoever the candidate ends up being, they obviously need to be, like, "Here is a big vision," which right now is just, "Well, if Trump wins, that's it for democracy," and I agree, but there would ideally be, like, a second round in the chamber.

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Definitely a heterosexual man's anthem

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"THE REPUBLICANS SHOULD REPLACE TRUMP, TOO!!!" I mean, I agree, but I don't think they're going to listen to me!

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On the other hand, "We only have bad options" is sometimes when you figure out the best course of action???

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The bind the Democrats are in is that replacing Biden at the top of the ticket (presumably with Harris) is a genuinely destructive, self-defeating, probably insane decision, but, also, _not_ replacing Biden is a genuinely destructive, self-defeating, possibly insane decision. Good luck out there!

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I'm working on a project rife with heterosexuality, and I need to know: What are the _most_ heterosexual songs that still rule?

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I think Kirsten Dunst gives one of my favorite performances in superhero cinema in the Spider-man movies.

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Headline: I will marry J. Jonah Jameson tomorrow.

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I want to be clear: This is the only good thing about the United Kingdom.

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I like that the UK seems to have, like, three people with an actual shot at the seat, then another three people who have Bits.

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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Not to be corny but I do think the ongoing aspiration to make America a pluralist democracy of equals is righteous, beautiful, and worth honoring, even if it has more often been the struggle of minorities & dissenters than the policy of the government. 🇺🇸

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Imagine this playing at the Olympics

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I might lean "Don't Stop Believin'."

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You have to pick a new national anthem for the US, but it has to be a song that plays at least once a week on your city's equivalent of Jack-FM (a sort of all-purpose "top 40 from 1970 to 2010" station, skewing rock but not averse to pop/R&B/etc.).

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Newsom's action predates even Prop 8! If I recall, it was the very first time an official legalized same-sex marriage at any level in the US. Before even Massachusetts. It was, of course, quickly shut down.

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The gay weddings thing was such a masterstroke of understanding both that moment -- he was going to seem super, super left by doing a thing that was fundamentally just left-libertarian -- and the direction the country was heading in in re: queer people. I will give him that.

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the worst dudes online are the guys who are like “the time for electoral politics is over, it’s time for guillotines.” yeah bud i’m sure you’ll stop posting and get the ball rolling on the guillotines any minute now.

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The thing about The Passion of the Christ is that it's got just as much fan service as any given Marvel Phase Four film, but the fan service is for pre-Vatican II Catholicism.

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Oh, someone already put it in Tenor FOR me. Well, Bluesky is about to get a lot more Satanic babies.

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need bsky to let me upload my own gifs so I can put this one of the Satan Baby from Passion of the Christ on everything I post

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The films were Matrix Resurrections/We're All Going to the World's Fair/Lingua Franca/Strong Island. The connection was slightly less obvious (to most) than the current one.

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I change my Letterboxd four every month to a new, seasonally appropriate theme (June was four movies by trans directors, etc.), and I think this is my favorite foursome yet. letterboxd.com/emilystjams/

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Me, when Jesus is onscreen, but there are no subtitles: Shit. Who's this?

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Rewatching The Passion of the Christ, and it started without subtitles, as though my TV heard me saying I can speak passable German and was, like, "LET'S SEE HOW THIS FUCKER DOES WITH ARAMAIC." They're _entirely different language families_, TV!!!

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It is remarkable to me that when they ever deign to name a specific complaint that requires them to overthrow American society (ie, a “revolution”) it’s always something like faculty senates or website DEI statements or calorie counts on menus.

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Me, to myself in the mirror: Girllll you have the hair of a mayor!

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George Lucas in 1999 making a movie about how the senate and Supreme Court are hopelessly corrupt:

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Shorter JK Rowling: I started yelling at a man at a party, and he seemed uncomfortable. He must not care about lesbians.

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I mean, to be fair to our Gav, I don't know that it makes sense to hold the political opinions of his ex against him.

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Imagining a billionaire coming up to me at a party to yell at me about male kink like the girl and her boyfriend in that one meme

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I've already been cloned* once! *-if we count having a child as being cloned

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I think those sorts of figures are amazing to have doing cable news hits. I don't know that I need someone like that as the president, necessarily.

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On the plus side, someone would write a cult musical about him in 150 years. It would only run for less than 100 performances, but the 2174 version of me would see one of those performances and form a lifelong obsession.

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Even of the specific subset of "straight white guys on the Democratic bench," he's by far the least interesting!

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I guess he kind of looks like the kind of guy who would be president in --an Aaron Sorkin production --a movie where POTUS says, like, "I don't care what the Constitution says. I know what's right!" before making dogs legal --the 1996 film Independence Day

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As a Californian, can someone tell me why Gavin Newsom seems to have the heart of every MSNBC Boomer I know? Even on his best days -- and he's had some good ones! -- I can, at best, muster up an eye roll, a heavy sigh, and a "FINE." But they talk of him as some bold champion of progressivism!

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