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Minor art museum functionary, and even more minor artist.


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In my version of heaven there's an MST3K episode of The Day The Clown Cried

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Claudius gave his son one fucking job, but all that little shit wants to do is shitpost about plays and dead gym teacher

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You're in for a treat. It's fantastic

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They did that. It's called Pokerface

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It doesn't, but thanks I guess

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We don't really bend over backwards to recognize that someone got a presidential medal of freedom either. It's fodder for people's bio and that's about it

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Y'all if this hurricane hits Houston it will be a disaster. They have huge neighborhoods built on floodplains. It's a giant city with a ton of low income folks who live in precarious situations.

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I know this is weird, but I want to watch it do cocaine

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The political angles aside, this idea is unrealistic on purely logistically angles alone. Holding 50 large events on extremely short notice is incredibly difficult and expensive. I work in events. I know what I'm talking about.

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That asshole needs to go back to New Jersey

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Imagine building your career in the model of the Beatles and then having this take

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All she does is mcdonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie

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Oh in my neighborhood it's still quite likely to be a gun

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The photographer really did a remarkable job of capturing the moment.

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This man is one of the leading causes of vaginal dryness

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You ever watch Love Liza? PSH plays a gas huffer in it.

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God damn I miss HEB

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There was originally a sex scene involving kangaroo T. They even spent 5000 dollars on a fake kangaroo dick

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Remarkable that they still have not really learned the lessons of the Great War

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Y'all are all reminding me why I get cynical in regard to electoralism

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Hey, be fair. The kid can get leukemia when you don't have adequate insurance too

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Theblackdogrunsatnight,theblackdogrunsatnight

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Spite pricing is an underrated form of self-care

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Oh my God. Why do people buy an F1 car when they just need a Civic

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GENTLEMEN THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

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Interesting. I don't have any experience with those.

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My perspective is from a live performance perspective. I defer to Eno on studio practices.

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That's the thing. It's made for vocal reinforcement in a live environment. It's useful in a studio but it's perfect for the realities of the live environment.

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Honestly you already have a good mic. If you really need another big condenser, go ahead and diversify, but don't spend money to make a point to yourself

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We'd love to host y'all at the Dallas Museum of Art btw. I don't actually book anything, I'm just a tech, but I'm pretty sure I could sell the idea.

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I work in the museum world so I think about bang for the buck a lot, and Rode's pro gear has consistently impressed me. Their video focused gear is considerably lower in quality.

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Even on NPR I would rather use a Rode NT1a. They're cheaper and quite neutral.

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As a technician I feel the same.

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The 58 is the best mic in basically every way as far live vocal reinforcement is concerned. I've finally convinced the organizers of our literary series to just go with wireless 58s and it's improved everything so much

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They're still better than lav mics in a live environment. You have to put a compressor on them but they are not as prone to feedback

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Why is it that the folks who demand a lav are incredibly soft spoken during the event? Also why are they ten db louder in sound check

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If anything we should be putting tributes to the Iroquois Confederacy in schools

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Full of hearty goodness and green peaness

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The only thing pugs really desire is attention. Smush that lil face for me

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Post colonial nations deserve subsidies

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Have you considered smashing his face?

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Seriously. He sounds like a tween in early sixties Britain

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I love both of those films. Death to Smoochy is a fucking masterpiece

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