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Cultist of Sooty

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Old and tired TTRPGer.

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The rivalry between Doc Holliday and Johnny Mi-Go ended tragically.

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There's a server outage affecting several wargames companies:

www.karwansaraypublishers.com/en-gb/blogs/...

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You have to aggro planning committees and fight them until they drop improved infrastructure loot boxes.

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Dog!

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Second shower of the morning incoming.

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Haha. Fuck off, you cunts.

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Fair play to Liz Truss for demanding recount after recount until plenty of people are awake and able to enjoy her humiliation fully, rather than disappearing quietly in the middle of the night

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Gone, gone, Liz Truss is gone! Standing there with a gormless grin on her face. Good riddance!

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And I just went downstairs and made coffee. It! Is! Destiny!

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Seriously, he was so fucking stupid he called in IT support because "letters keep appearing on my screen". It was because he'd put a stack of boxes down on his keyboard! We always got a warning when his PA was away. She was basically his nanny.

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I mean, the only politician I've met who is stupider than him is William Waldegrave. He "worked" as a director at a company where I worked. He made Liz Truss look like Einstein.

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I've been unfortunate enough to meet Iain Duncan Smith. He is as thick as mince.

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Have you by any chance been watching Midsomer Murders?

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One of my colleagues at work is involved in the Lib Dem campaign there. She is SO DISAPPOINTED that she isn't getting a Portillo moment from John Redwood. She'll be on cloud 9 if they've taken the seat, though.

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I think I remember the Wokford Files from when I was a kid. There seemed to be a lot of crime there.

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My favourite football memory of him is when I was a little kid, drinking Bovril on cold evenings watching Southend at Roots Hall while he fretted about getting away early to beat the traffic if they were losing badly. Somehow, that made me a lifelong fan.

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My Dad used to phone me up at half time when he was watching football on the telly because "I cannot stand listening to these idiots blethering on". He'd tell me goodbye and hang up as soon as the game started again. :D

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It was probably trying to work out what you were saying and deciding "Ah divent kna".

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That's what my brother's wife says every time he starts boring her going on about Arsenal FC.

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I live not far from Sunderland. It was already quite Brexit/UKIP/Reform-y around here. Labour is still strongest, to be fair. We can hope that, as the northeast generally does better under Labour govts than under the Tories, some of the air will be taken out of Reform if people feel some hope.

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Thank God someone finally told Clive Myrie how to pronounce "Houghton". It was driving me mad!

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Andrea "Oh, God, who remembers her leadership challenge?" Leadsom was on the Beeb saying that Reform did so well because the Tories have got too woke. The mind boggles.

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The haunted Victorian pencil was just being interviewed on the BBC. It seemed like a good time to leave the room to get a glass of whisky.

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When I was a kid, (mumble) years ago, my school and another nearby voted in National Front candidates at our pretend elections. Most of the kids who voted for them did it because they knew it was annoying their teachers. Though I'm sure some of them were sincere. It was Essex in the early 1980s...

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With steadfast will, I have left a packet of ginger snaps in the kitchen cupboard since last Tuesday. I will carry out the Ritual of Opening when the first exit poll is released. On the off chance you happen to be nearby in County Durham, you're welcome to share.

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I've always lived in safe seats, so my votes basically don't matter. But still I've largely ended up voting *against* whoever I hate more rather than *for* anyone I actually support. The FPTP system is broken and useless.

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Keir Starmer can fuck right off. I'm holding my nose and voting to get the Tories out. But between his transphobia, his cowardice about calling out Brexit for the clusterfuck it is, and his immigrant bashing, he can go and fuck himself. I'm gonna dance on his grave when that shitbag dies.

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You are often right, but I do not think you have ever been more right than this. Paterson Joseph as the Marquis de Carabis is... (fans self, repairs to the swooning couch). I seem to recall an interview with him where he said he drew some inspiration from Jon Pertwee's Doctor. I can see that.

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I'm going with Ringtons Ginger Snaps, an apple or two, possibly cashew nuts, maybe some toast with Marmite as the night goes on. And whisky. Bacon and egg butties in the morning to restore me before travelling to visit my sister for the weekend.

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"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a fighting man in possession of a glass jaw, must be in want of a punch."

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Hear me out, I could see this working with Regency Cthulhu + Pulp Cthulhu.

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The only band in Lib Dem HQ's playlist is My Life With The Thrill Kult.

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Stronger and stronger evidence that @dmitryopines.bsky.social D&D lib dem campaign idea may be closer to reality then any of us expect.

Attached pics below for those who hadn't seen the concept

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"Just wait and see For every fish you gives us We gives you three!" One of the things that really stands about the song is the distinctive percussion rhythm of the intro, provided by Gold Ring Studios' house band, Drums In The Deep.

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Don't forget Ronnie Spectre and the Sauronettes. I loved their "Be My Precious".

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If Kevin Maher ever has to buy his own pint in Southend, it will be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

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I've had a soft spot for York City for years. We were both relegated from the old 3rd division. We kept singing: "The Football League Is upside down The Football League is upside down We're going up with York City!" I've only once been to York. To watch us lose 3-0 last year, with two red cards...

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Anti-racist sticker spotted in Montpellier, France

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I was thrilled when your lot survived and Boreham Wood went down instead! We'd have been in the playoffs if we hadn't got a 10 point deduction at the start of the season, despite playing months under a transfer embargo and often only having 1 sub on the bench. Let's hope for better soon for us both.

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