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JustCynthia

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Philadelphia ex-pat in Maryland. Retired clinical trials administrator. Probably irritated. Will accept hush money. ‘We’re here on earth to fart around’ - Kurt Vonnegut


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‘Dudgeon’ is so woefully underused.

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What fun!

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The minor falls The major lifts

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It’d be great if they could keep their ego inflammation to themselves, instead of spraying it everywhere.

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Noone is more subtler.

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*then

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Reduced.

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I thought it was *Colonel* Windsor. In the library, with a wrench.

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The familiar is Bruv.

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I wonder how pissed off that Aaron Rodgers lookalike guy is. He got a single ad out of the deal, when he could’ve had a whole career. But noooooo. Aaron Rodgers had to go full conspiracy dumbass in public.

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This is the hat I wear when I’m on Bluesky:

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Spot on.

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Short Form Life

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I buy the glutinous gangster tag. They no longer need to dress him up as anything else.

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Time and time again. Further elucidation is not required.

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Especially because

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A post is a post is a post, to me.

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Yeah…..this is bad.

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We saw you come in.

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Right? We’ve stomped all over the world, swinging our Truth, Justice, & the American Way bat and preaching about “democracy”…..and here we are. It’s like staunchly defending your husband who turns out to actually *be* the serial killer. We are a loudmouth dumbass country.

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We need to stop paying them

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I love Marshawn. I will listen to this podcast and I DETEST podcasts with my entire soul.

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OMG! I love Marshawn. During the pandemic I even bought a face mask cover that read, “I’m Wearing This So I Don’t Get Fined”. No one got it.🤷🏼‍♀️

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And so on and so on and so on. I’ve been following the presidential election process since nineteen hundred and sixty-eight (what a year!), and one thing I know for sure is that no one truly knows until the final count. No one.

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The Professional Hand-Wringers make everything inordinately stressful.

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Specific panics.

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Also a Kleenex™️.

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Well, ants do seem to enjoy Formica. Especially when I lifts and they can crawl under it.

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That’s great!

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Brand name.

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Don’t let it happen again. We’re hanging by a thread here, Molly.

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It’s taking dancing lessons - how nice.

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So, here we are in the era of Beyond Silly. I don’t like it so far.

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It’s obviously Gold Star. Don’t click it.

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It’s worth a read. Thanks for the nudge.

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If I’m watching a network show on a service I pay for, why am I still seeing ads? Streaming services are such a ripoff, considering how many we all pay for. Cable’s looking less horrible in the rearview. C’mon, Amazon. Make a Prime Master Streaming Bundle. Might as well be you.

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SuperHinged. Good to see you, LB.

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What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise. 🎥 #Filmsky

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Huh. I don’t remember that year.

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I avoid it when the opportunity presents.

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What a lousy day for him to still be alive.

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I want to go to that dig. I can do background NPC.

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How did you identify that as “laugh”?

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They’re cousins of McDonald’s hypothetical ice cream machines.

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The Supreme Court has ruled that justice is illegal

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I’m not satisfied with the sequence of adjectives, though. Seems clunky. I could’ve just said “not Buttigieg”.

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