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Kim Marshall

@dangerblond.bsky.social

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Artist, bookworm


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Lyndon Johnson started out doing constituent services in the office of his congressman.

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Louisiana just passed a bitcoin miners rights law. Add that to the list of things with more rights than Louisiana’s women.

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I envy people who can plan their vomiting and put a designated receptacle in place. I have weak stomach and I rarely get any warning. I’ve literally barfed into an umbrella stand. Granted, I didn’t cook anything in it.

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This is like passing a law against murder. It’s already illegal for non-citizens to vote in federal and state elections. Some places allow it for local elections. And unlike murder, it’s much easier to catch people who do it. They have a card on file with their address.

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My mother lives with me. She’s 81. Like her mother, she’s physically aged but her mind works just fine. The ridiculous thing about all this is that my mother is no different now than she was at 78, the age of Biden’s opponent. If you’re freaking out about one but not the other, examine yourself.

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I’m so glad to hear that! I’m a bit of a stay-at-home, so going to the library is kind of racy for me. The availability of digital library loans is the best thing since sliced bread, IMO.

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Wojtek the Union Law Bear's avatar Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social
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oh no. Oh no no

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I never actually go to the library, but I use Libby, Hoopla and Kanopy constantly. Does that count?

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Where is he getting counterfeit money? Everything about this is illegal, never mind being a hateful sociopath.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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It’s going to be all fun and games until they run over somebody important.

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Including the part where they’re going to pull the car out of the canal and fix it. Next time we see that cop he’ll be driving an armored police tank.

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My grandparents lived through the depression and were very poor. They survived, they didn’t whine, and they inspire me. However, I now see that they were very traumatized people and the PTSD they suffered from such deprivation in their young lives never left them.

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Got my A/C set at 78° and it is still struggling.

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DoorDash: Before we issue a refund, please tell us what was wrong with your order: Me: It was, um. It was shot.

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Eric 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social
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Hurricane Beryl sounds like the name given to meanest customer at your local IHOP

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I’ve been to Summerfest! Guns and Roses that year unfortunately but I enjoyed it. I liked downtown Milwaukee.

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6’3” pool boy bitch   's avatar 6’3” pool boy bitch @milesklee.bsky.social
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imagine getting in a boat, plane, or car with a Kennedy

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The morning of June 27th was clear and sunny, with the fresh warmth of a full-summer day; the flowers were blossoming profusely and the grass was richly green.

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Gonna be hard to keep guns out of the hands of wife-beating cops.

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Ass-coveting is our official state pastime.

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My neighbor had an oak limb fall on her A/C unit yesterday, which destroyed it. 😱 This morning they are cutting the tree down. Vengeance was swift!

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SlacktivistFred's avatar SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social
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Eleven Commandments. Louisiana's law mandates a specific text. Not from Exodus, or Deuteronomy, but from the Fraternal Order of Eagles. They used a KJV-sounding pastiche adapted from the Bible and paraphrased by a Minnesota juvenile court judge in the 1950s. It's not the Bible. It's the Eagles.

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My grandmother died in 2015. She got out just in time. She would have hated all this so much.

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Walgreens. Why can’t we just have plain old transparent glass doors so we can see what is inside the cooler?

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Unfortunately a movie where the president, the congress, the police force, the clergy and the school board are majority zombies is no longer too far fetched.

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My gay son and his husband are happy members of a Methodist church that is accepting of them and other gay people. Not my thing, but I am very happy for them and I appreciate them for not trying to push their religion on me.

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Not gonna read it. I know enough about Dolly Parton to know that her behavior exemplifies the values of the gospels more than anyone associated with that publication or the people it promotes.

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Civil War right at the beginning of hurricane season? I’m going to have to say no. And don’t plan it for carnival season either.

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If I was Judge Merchan, I would fine him and sentence him to community service. I would state that my decision not to send him to prison was made due to his age and failing health.

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Where I live, I would never put a Democratic Party sign up or have a sticker on my car. I’m afraid of these people, and I don’t need the anxiety. I’ve felt like this since 2020, and NEVER before then. My hat is off to campaign workers who are brave enough to knock on doors.

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We have 2 national holidays, one honoring all military veterans and one honoring those who lost their lives in wars, and I get paid days off from work for both. Let me know when I get a day off for Gay Day.

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Y’all are laughing but this is a medical miracle. I’ve never seen such a successful second-head removal.

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Woodrow Peel                     🆗🆒's avatar Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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🎶 standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona, such a fine sight to see, there’s a girl what the fuck, in a Cybertruck, it must have rained cuz it’s all rusty 🎶

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The Texas Republicans will be more careful now in their recruiting. No more former teachers, they might have reading comprehension.

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I’ve always been left of center and now I’m more left. I am much more distrustful of law enforcement now.

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So interesting. I didn’t know that, and I once played Judy in a Punch and Judy show. Somehow never occurred to me to question why a fruit punch would be pleased.

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They have a prime directive of not interfering on other planets but they violate it all the time 🤣🤣🤣

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Arachnophobia is the dumbest fear. Who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn’t affect you

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My favorite right now are the tornado conspiracy theories where a normal-looking person confidently declares “Biden has admitted that we have the ability to dim the sun to stop climate change.”

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We’re at the post-evidence stage of election law. We’re going on feelings. It’ll probably be fine. 👀

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I don’t mean that it was prohibited, it became rare.

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Or toss some grenades on the porch before you leave the pies, so they know you’re not fucking around.

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Food delivery was abolished back in the 70s because of delivery people getting robbed. Then apps made it cashless and safer for drivers. Now Fox News addled gun nuts are going to kill it again.

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Trump won Wyoming by 70k votes in 2020, so they’re probably purging a lot of Republicans.

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