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New Jersey ain’t the whole world


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ha my mom always makes this!

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can’t decide what kind of pasta salad to make for the cookout tomorrow. anyone got a favorite recipe?

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Let those without zyn cast the first stone

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this actually shocked me, he’s ready

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even my Dem canvasser dad is getting shots off

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🟧Mayor's avatar 🟧Mayor @handsome.city
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PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A COCONUT TREE

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sounds like they should be on this app instead

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Maybe I’m too online but I used ‘I didnt fall out of a coconut tree’ in a work teams chat much to the confusion of my colleagues

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John Leavitt's avatar John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social
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“You merely fell out of the coconut tree”

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i'm eager to feel even more insane today. maybe i should try Zyn

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one reason the chaos presently unfolding is kind of exciting is that it feels like a Bane-type character might step out of the shadows

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imagining President Kamala Harris but specifically in a Battlestar Galactica scenario. does she have what it takes to defeat the Cylons and so forth

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Hand Biden a gun and he instantly revitalizes like Theoden picking up his sword and shaking off Wormtongue’s spell

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i had no idea! fascinating creatures

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Elvis gave Nixon a Colt .45 when he visited the Oval Office. feels like they wouldn’t let you do that anymore. still, it makes you want to try…

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since we're halfway through the year it's time to share my favorite songs of 2024 so far

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a funny thing the cat does if I’m shut in the office to have the AC on is come and nudge the door open, even though she doesn’t want to be in there. she’ll stand in the doorway for minute afterward and go back to the living room. just likes the flow better i guess

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Edgerton’s writing resume is really interesting. very cool to be a top-notch character actor as well as good screenwriter

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some genuinely shocking but realistic violence

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ha yeah i just looked up a review that was like “whoa maybe this kid is going places”

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with Furiosa fever going strong I will once again ask: did anyone else ever watch this fucked up movie that's like a more plausible and nihilistic take on the original Mad Max

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Something I found today on Facebook Marketplace is a Ronald McDonald toy with a huge dumptruck ass

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play the 21 Savage x Barry Lyndon edit at my funeral

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babe you’ve barely touched your carceral state

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thanks and whoa, haven’t seen those! your review?

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currently working on a book proposal where this will likely be a big chapter lol

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no but Kevin is great on cybersecurity beat and just started the newsletter and i want dads and moms to know about it!

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have now blocked someone who defended this behavior lol

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any parents worried about protecting their children's privacy, you gotta subscribe to @kevincollier.bsky.social's newsletter Cyber Dad. super practical tips and tricks I don't think you'll find anywhere else!

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absolutely, crisis is a spectator sport now

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Chris Conroy's avatar Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social
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Still one of the most powerful and important memes I’ve ever saved

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Oran Magal's avatar Oran Magal @oranmagal.bsky.social
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“You can’t terrorize a society into having morals and manners with the threat of online infamy. Meanwhile, we shouldn’t overlook the personal benefits of minding our own business, maintaining boundaries, and forgoing the impulse to treat whatever happens in earshot like a true crime saga.”

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Inspired by recent plane-based TikTok drama, a PSA: Videoing strangers in public is typically a foolish idea, not everything that happens in your vicinity is a true-crime saga, and minding your own business instead of maintaining 24/7 surveillance is good for you.

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haven’t! thanks for the rec

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would hate to have lived in a time before hoodies

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“White boy wasted, Channing Tatum” would look beautiful on a tombstone

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me after yet another TikTok cooking “hack” doesn’t work

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love when concern is privately expressed

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I can’t wait for when we’re arguing about whether Dredd is invited to Pride

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if you were at a Williamsburg club in 2008 you may be entitled to compensation and/or the death penalty

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